"In every wedding that's a bore
Just think of the night before
You think of boobs and
Slap!
The bride's the same"

With every pint of beer you drank
You're mind will never blank
A bra! Panties! They're every clear to see

That a...
Roomful Of Strippers
Makes the bachelors aroused
The bachelors aroused
With every single mound
Just a Roomful Of Strippers
Makes the bachelors aroused
In sex insightful way

(Guys whistling)

Now Robin's tethering her breast
For the bondagely impressed
While Melanie's doing a pole kinda jig

Though Pam Anderson minute
Compared to Mary's grapefruit
She wears a thong
I swear there's nothing wrong

With a
Roomful of Strippers
Makes the bachelors astound
The bachelors astound
Clad women they've found
Just a roomful of strippers
Makes the bachelors astound
In a most catfightful way

(Pole dancing, stripping Solo)
(Guys cheering)

The birds and bees is just spectator
From the hours in his home
Never tire of stripping all their clothes
Because they dance a little bit
On the top of where you sit
We rent (We rent)
Some time (Some time)
Their task is just to grind

Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h ah!

(Ending Solo)
(A bra flies through the audience)