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Song Parodies -> "The Conqueror (of Parodies)"

Original Song Title:

"The Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Dion & The Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"The Conqueror (of Parodies)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Entry for Tribute Contest of August 2006.
He's an Aussie type of guy in our Amiright web town
When gets inspired, he just takes it all right down
Writes of schooling, and of pooing, and other topics not so lame
He meets 'em then he slays 'em, Bobpiecheese his other name
But call him The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down

He took "Hitler" down one day, then "Homestar" in the night
And "Scurvy"'s the thing that makes "Leyna's Big Ones" look afright
"Someone, Could You Spare A Dime?" It's a "Slacker's Paradise"
And if you're feeling hungry, he'll serve you "Transformer Pies"
'Cause he's The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down

He's been here since two-0h-0h-five
His writing's gotten flair
From "Torture Number 5"
Up to his Nintendo Song, he brings the funny on

Damn, there's nothing to do
And his "Tongue" and legs are sore
Maybe he'll play X-Box with you
He's not a Game Cube whore
Now if you see Bruce Lee fightin' Angelina J.
You know he will join in the fight
There's no one one else who'll play
'Cause he's The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down

Once you come out to his place, he'll bring ol' Jabez down
Someday he'll fight his battles and win SOTM Crown
You might find this kid hating everything 'bout school
Wants to see it get "Blown Up", but he ain't nobody's fool
'Cause he's The Conqueror, yeah, the Conqueror
He writes 'em down-a, down-a, down-a down
Copyright 2006. Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Way to go Agrimorfee, you surely conquered this one!
Rick C - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Another gem here, Agri! I'll post yours tonight. 555
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
i sang along...this is perfect
Red Ant - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Great OS pick and tribute to the pieman! 555
John Barry - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Five slices of pie.
2Eagle - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Soupy Sales would be proud.
AFW - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Good goin'....
malcolm higgins - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
good one, Kull.....
Jeff Reuben - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job working in the song titles, I enjoyed it.
Stuart McArthur - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
nice tribute to my fellow aussie bobpiecheese - 555
bobpiecheese - August 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that was sweet! It wa obvious that you checked my back catalog, name-checking such oldies such as "Blown Up" and "Torture Number 5". Excellente!
Cat - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Perfect, Agri. This makes really good use of all his work, and I especially liked the "He meets 'em then he slays 'em" line.
Arwen - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
TRIBUTE...he did a Homestar song? Did I comment on it? I LOVE Homestar! I'll have to check it out! Oh...and GREAT job, Agri, on this...I love the OS choice, and it's just lots of fun. =)

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