-> "Captain Kirk, The Space Wanderer"
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"Captain Kirk, The Space Wanderer"
Oh, I am Captain Kirk and my ship's the Enterprise
I roam the Galaxy givin' all the girls the 'eye'
I beam 'em and I ream 'em 'cause to me they're all space sluts
I grope 'em, get 'em hopin', then I drop 'em on their butts
Well, I'm the 'Space Wanderer', like to get under her
My engines thrusting 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
Oh, there's a Yeoman on my left and an Ensign on my right
But this alien's the girl that I'll be with tonight
And when I ask to see her mammoth space-girl breasts
She'll open up her shirt and show her 4-D giant chest
'Cause I'm the Space Wanderer, and I'll fondle her
Hands roaming 'round, and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
Oh, well I roam the galaxy
At all the girls I fix my stare
Yeah, then I scope 'em up and down
Then I have Mister Sulu beam 'em naked over here
Well, I'm the Captain of the ship called "Enterprise"
I fly all over space just tryin' to get a rise
And when I find myself a- fallin' for some lunar girl
I tell Spock "Beam me to the bridge", head for another world
Yeah, the Space Wanderer, don't get too fond of her
I 'warp' away and leave 'em right there on the ground
Yeah, well, I am Captain Kirk; my ship's the Enterprise
I roam the Galaxy giving those space girls the 'eye'
And when I find myself a-fallin' for some alien girl
I beam up to the bridge and head on for another world
I'm the Space Wanderer, won't get too fond of her
I fly around and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round
'Cause I'm the Space Wanderer, you know I'll fondle her
Then 'warp' away and leave her right there on the ground
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