-> "The Launderer"
Original Song Title:
"The Wanderer"
Parody Song Title:
"The Launderer"
The Lyrics
Oh well, I might swipe and try to be clever, smuggle bonds
With money orders, cards well, I’ll show that I confound
My Swiss account I’m stuffing, pause to freely change my name
The bugs will make me queasy as some smurfing (1) is my game
They call me the launderer
Money launderer
It moves around, around, around . . .
Oh well, cash flows from some theft and I’m wary of the plight
Arranging for a deal, well, it’s like an overwrite
And then I’m gutsy, I run to set up trust
I dare again divert, I propose the shell’s a must
‘Cause I’m the launderer
Money launderer
It moves around, around, around . . .
Oh well, I round trip pounds inbound
I dole out bribes, don’t doubt my flair
And I’m so scrappy, won’t back down
With my client lists, I’m lyin’, with the feds unaware
I might skype and buy and strike a deal unsound
Endeavor to erase, a loan that I mark down
And then unwind some pelf, hauling in some pearls
No cop can undo that large design, with pride my plan’s unfurled
Yeah, I’m the launderer
Money launderer
It moves around, around, around . . .
Oh yeah, I will hype, deny, I fight to hone my crown
I buffer and misplace, I stow the pounds in ground
And then I hide on shelf, big haul of dough from Earl
I sop up all of that cash I find, connive a round trip deal
Yeah, ‘cause I’m the launderer
Money launderer
It moves around, around, around . . .
‘Cause I’m the launderer
Money launderer
It moves around, around, around . . .
‘Cause I’m the launderer
Yeah, a launderer
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