In ev'ry job paid to be done
There is an element of fun
You pay for fun and--clap!
The job's a dame

And ev'ry Edith on the take
Becomes a piece of cake (how 'bout that Cake and Edith too!)
A tart! A fee
It's very clear to me

That a
Roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
The presidents go down-wown
The presidents go down
Yes a roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
In a most unbridled way

A Tarzan bongo-ing his pecs
Has very little dough for sex
While offering his
Sack of tea and figs

Though quite intent in his pursuit
he has no jungle wad of loot
He hopes his thong
Will move the job along

For a
Roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
The presidents go down-wown
The presidents go down
Yes a roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
In a most unbridled way