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Song Parodies -> "Skim Skim For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Chim Chim Cher-ee"

Parody Song Title:

"Skim Skim For Me"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I added one extra verse before the final chorus to complete this parody's little story-line..............This parody is intended as satire for entertainment purposes only - the author of this parody acknowledges that Ken Lay and all Enron defendants are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
" Skim skim money, skim skim money, skim skim for me "
That's Ken Lay's prosperity philosophy

" Skim skim money, skim skim money, skim skim, woo-hoo "
Good luck will be yours if you toss him some poo
Or throw him some piss - and that's lucky too

Now as the cor-por-ate ladder's been strung
At the top of Enron's, you're sure to find dung
Executives there once thought cash is their food
On ways to rip off their employees they'd brood

Up where the smoke in the boardroom is swirled
'Tween Nasdaq and Dow lies Ken Lay's greedy world
Where there's no sense of wrong, and no sense of right
Where fat cats enjoy their gold litterbox life

In the boardroom of Enron ... ewww ... what a sight!

Let's hope Ken Lay and his cronies in slime
Get more than some country-club vacation time
Perhaps they'll get sent to Jackson's Neverland
To wipe The King of Pop's ass with their bare hands

'Twould be such justice for that a**hole Ken
If once he's in prison with all of those men
A burly con who Enron screwed once would say,
"Pick up that soap so I Ken Lay you today"

" Skim skim money, skim skim money, skim skim some coin "
Those angry investors take aim at Ken's groin
He'll most likely walk with a slap on the wrist
Or whack on the bone from some investor's fist

No more
"Skim skim money, skim skim, for me and for you..."
This parody is intended as satire for entertainment purposes only - the author of this parody acknowledges that Ken Lay and all Enron defendants are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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 3   0
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Jack Wilson - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo, Johnny!!!!!! All 5's!
Guy - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody seemed to be full of crap. Nice job JD.
Adagio - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean they haven't determined the guilt or innocence yet? good parody, Johnny.
Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, Guy, and Adagio.
Arwen - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm going to be humming this all day! Nicely done! 5s...
Meriadoc - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good little pun there in the end! :-D
Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen!

Thanks Merry - and your comment has a good little pun referring to my good little pun "in the end", doesn't it? It's a " meta-pun " .... and I never meta-pun I didn't like ! Thanks! ;-D
Adagio - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I was going to mention that pun, but didn't know if it was intentional...silly me. Of course it was!!
Claude Prez - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Very fun Johnny; I loved the pun too
Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio and Claude.
2nz - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude...(laughs)...what the hell...(laughs)...is going on here? (laughs some more) Ok, 5 for pacing, 7 for humor and that adds up to 12 overall. I'm gonna try to force the counter to take my higher numbers...Aww, crap.
Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2nz!
Suzie Cream Cheese - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! I love reading parodies of disney songs. It's been so long since I've seen the movie, but I remember the song!
Johnny D - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Suzie Cream Cheese! Your vote didn't register here - nor did your vote on "We Will Shun You / We Are The Amish" register - did you hit the vote button or only the comment button? Sometimes votes don't seem to register on the first try, at least recently...
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd have thought after the recent trippy songs you've been doing, "Skin, skin for me" would have been more likely ;-) This one's got very good use of the original, and some wonderful lines.
Johnny D - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Phil.
Suzie - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I forgot to place my vote here too; well I did it now.
Johnny D - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Suzie.
John Jenkins - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Ken Lay might be innocent until proven guilty, but I find you guilty of excessive humor - sentence - 3 5s.
Johnny D - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I plead no contest to your sentence JJ, thank you!
Serafina - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody of this song! I vote 5-5-5 on it.
Johnny D - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Serafina - thank you! Your vote might not have registered, though - the counts didn't change ... please check - thanks again!
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Missed this originally because I was driving up North on my way to my vacation when you posted it. Good job...With regard to the ending - maybe now that Andy Fastow decided to take a little "roll "in the FED park they'll be able to "lay" some time on Kenny-Boy. We can wish, can't we?
Johnny D - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Paul, yes, we can wish! Thanks!
Serafina - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sorry; I guess there may be something wrong with my home computer because sometimes the votes don't register there. But here I am at work now, about to place my vote. I'm pretty sure it'll go through this time. Sometimes I don't pay attention to the vote counts anyway.
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Serafina, it looks like it went through this time....thanks for double-checking!
Fred - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Fred!
Phil Alexander - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Vote replaced... no prizes for guessing what my next one's going to be a parody of ;-)

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