I’m

Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
A society that holds the truth
Of sleepy time we’re after
Now my life is so complete
And I am a happy camper
Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
Um diddle diddle diddle
Um diddle ay

Because no one had thought of this
It did occur to me
To start a federation
To catch up on our ZZZZ’s
So join me now and pass the word
For this bipartisan Rap
I’ll repost as soon as I can
Right after I take my nap

Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
A society that holds the truth
Of sleepy time we’re after
Or my life would be like golf
Always stuck in the sand trap-er
Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
Um diddle diddle diddle
Um diddle ay

After carpooling all the kids
And a job that’s full of stress
We all need the time to relax
Or end up in such a mess
Just a couple winks a day
Is all we’re asking for
Cuddled in our Snuggie
Who could ask for more…Weeee.

Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
A society that holds the truth
Of sleepy time we’re after
Something that we all can use
And after be so much happier
Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
Um diddle diddle diddle
Um diddle ay

Though you can say it backwards, sounds like (kinda)
“A nap is something we can all agree on”
but that’s not going a bit too far, ya think?

There you have it my Facebook friends
A place where we can meet
On a Comfy sofa or Lazy-Boy
Where we can rest our feet
Just be careful what you wish for
And don’t abuse the naps cause there could be one wrinkle….

For example, your naps can be so long
You’ll be called The New Rip Van Winkle….hee, hee

I’m……

Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!
Or-My-Life-Would-Surely-Be-Going-Down-The-Crapper!
Sure-glad-there’s-a-Bipartisan-Federation-of-Nappers!