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Song Parodies -> "City Kitty Clang Clang"

Original Song Title:

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Original Performer:

Dick Van Dyke

Parody Song Title:

"City Kitty Clang Clang"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Kitty clang clang,
City Kitty Clang Clang
Kitty clang clang
City Kitty Clang Clang
Kitty clang clang
City Kitty Clang Clang!

Hey, You!
Naughty kitty clang clang,
City Kitty Clang Clang,
We hate you!

In our
Garbage can you clang clang
Try to sleep, and clang clang
Sound comes thru
May..hem..
And it's two AM
You're gonna' lose your lives, all nine

Clang clang
City Kitty Clang Clang
Bad four-footed feline..

Clop! pop!
Noisy kitty clang clang
City Kitty Clang Clang
Better stop!

Or else..
City Kitty Clang Clang
City Kitty Clang Clang
Rock will drop!

Can't sleep,
You're a lousy bleep! and
Gonna' lose your lives, all nine
Clang clang
City Kitty Clang Clang
Bad four-footed feline!

You'll wake up the neighborhood
Doin' things that you know, not should
We'll silence you now, for good.some way!
We'll shoot you with BB shots
Be good for you, what you gots
Won't care if they cry, our tots..

Bad kitty,
You! kitty,
Little kitty clang clang
City Kitty Clang Clang,
We hate you!

No pity, no pity
Snoopy kitty clang clang
City Kitty Clang Clang,
You are thru!
Gone kitty,
Dead kitty,
To cat heaven far, oh
Now a peaceful sleep we'll find
No clang.
So long kitty
Bang! Bang!
You four-footed feline!

Bang banged,
City Kitty Clang Clang,
You loud footed feline!
City Kitty Clang Clang,
City Kitty Clang Clang
All is quiet..
Gone are kitty's nine!

Gone, all kitty's nine!

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Leprechaun - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
wow....i love cats...but this is awsome! 555
alvin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
fun concept and singalong
littleCougaress - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
meow . . . . I'm still here, under the Boardwalk . . . . ' you' could be havin' some fun . . . . under the Boardwalk . . .
Hope - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
this makes me very quilty, but this is funny!!!
Guy - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
It's those darn feline street clangs who are causing this. I hate it when they put clang grafitti all over your nice galvanised trash recepticles. Every now and then I'll have a feline in heat screaming in my back yard at night. I just let my three border collies out and the feline departs in rapid fashion. You can borrow them if you like sometime. Nice jingle. And those felines can go hiss up a rope for all I care. Well done Farce.
AFW - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lep, and alvin, and LC, and Hope, and Guy.....Only one "1" so far....expected more from vast cat lovers conspiracy...I wouldn't really wish any harm on little Boots, unless it was my neighbor's black one that leaves urine odor on my porch and footprints on car windshield...:}
~Caligula~ - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Little Bootsie here . . . . I left my calling card again . . .

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