Song Parodies -> Grim Chiminey
| Original Song Title: | "Chim Chim Cherree" |
| Original Performer: | Dick Van Dyke |
| Parody Song Title: | "Grim Chiminey" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
bert describes what being a chimneysweep is REALLY like......
grim chiminey
dim chiminey
damn hard to see
this job is as yucky
as yucky can be
grim chiminey
dim chiminey
can't find the flue
this soot just rubs off
and gets all over you
this ain't no labor of love...bite your tongue
i think that a sweep's on the bottommost rung
cause i spends me time breathin' ashes and smoke
i'm sick of this world...i'm unhappy and broke
all day i choke...me lungs battered and curled
all coated with tar...till i just wanna hurl
well, i'm workin' all day...and i'm sick half the night
i'm black as a shadow...my throat, burned and tight
i'm a big flop in london...ooh ! ...what a plight !
i loathe this business..i hates what i do
i'm gettin' the shaft...its a bad dream come true
now, i'm covered with filth from me head to me toes
and death would be welcome...my apathy grows
grim chiminey
dim chiminey
small is me fee
its tough to get by
when you're in poverty
grime in your hair
when its sweepin' ya do
my life sure stinks
chimineys sure do, too
oh those grim chimineys, so dim
they sure do stink, too
dim chiminey
damn hard to see
this job is as yucky
as yucky can be
grim chiminey
dim chiminey
can't find the flue
this soot just rubs off
and gets all over you
this ain't no labor of love...bite your tongue
i think that a sweep's on the bottommost rung
cause i spends me time breathin' ashes and smoke
i'm sick of this world...i'm unhappy and broke
all day i choke...me lungs battered and curled
all coated with tar...till i just wanna hurl
well, i'm workin' all day...and i'm sick half the night
i'm black as a shadow...my throat, burned and tight
i'm a big flop in london...ooh ! ...what a plight !
i loathe this business..i hates what i do
i'm gettin' the shaft...its a bad dream come true
now, i'm covered with filth from me head to me toes
and death would be welcome...my apathy grows
grim chiminey
dim chiminey
small is me fee
its tough to get by
when you're in poverty
grime in your hair
when its sweepin' ya do
my life sure stinks
chimineys sure do, too
oh those grim chimineys, so dim
they sure do stink, too
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Very funny and at the same time makes me wonder why they get paid so little? 5's
Having once removed ash from a 9 hearth waste solids furnace I can safely say if I had that job full time I would wish I were dead too.
That's funny, and very good, alvin...and from the accent, it almost sounds like the chimney sweep is Popeye...chimney top fives
thanks adagio red ant and AFW
Being a chimney sweep is nothing to be ASH-amed of. Great one, alvin........555
And I thought this was gonna be about what Santa REALLY thinks about his breaking-and-entering method. Great job, alvin, as always.
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