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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Goo"

Original Song Title:

"Navy Blue"

Original Performer:

Diane Renay

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Goo"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

My parody of Hillary Clinton's malevolent characterization of Donald Trump's supporters as "deplorable" really stirred up a hornet's nest. So now, I have decided to take on a really controversial topic. Let's see if I'm still getting comments on this one next week.
Goo, chocolate goo
He's as messy as can be
Since her baby boy said "Chips Ahoy!"
And ate the coo-oo-kies (Sha la la la, Sha la)

Mommy wanted him to settle down
So he could take a nap
But first he had to do a little crawling around
And started to unwrap

You see,

It was a blue, package new
On the shelf where he could see
Then her baby boy said "Chips Ahoy!"
And ate the coo-oo-kies (Sha la la la, sha la)

She found him in a pile of crumbs, the kitchen floor
Grinning ear to ear
He held a half a cookie in his sticky hand
And told her, "Mommy, here"

(Instrumental break)

Crumbs on the floor
For as far as she could see
When her baby boy wants Chips Ahoy
He grabs the cookies (Sha la la la, sha la )

Next time she's going to put them on a higher shelf
But he won't have long to wait
He's learning how to walk and soon he'll learn to climb
Then it will be too late

Till then a,

Blue wrapper blue
Is as tempting as can be
When her baby boy wants Chips Ahoy
He'll get the coo-oo-kies

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Goo, chocolate goo
He's as messy as can be
Ah ah ah ah ah ah......
Of course, the cookies are baked with genetically modified flour. The chocolate chips come from a plantation carved out of a pristine rain forest. The multinational corporation that produces them closed its factory in Dayton, Ohio and moved to an uninspected factory in Mexico where child laborers are paid $1 a week. A mother who feeds her child cookies is setting him up for a life of obesity. But, the cookies sure taste good.

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Lucy Lement - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
I think this is very funny!
Rob Arndt - September 21, 2016 - Report this comment
A bit different from your usual topics, but 555!
Patrick - September 22, 2016 - Report this comment
I've had parts of this floating around in my head for a couple of years. After getting all those comments on my "Les D├ęplorables" parody, I though I would tackle something more controversial.

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