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Song Parodies -> "Rampart"

Original Song Title:

"Love Child"

Original Performer:

Diana Ross & the Supremes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Building a castle and firing at the opposite is 1 tough job for Rampart.
Building castles is what I love
Firing out cannons is real love
Mideval Times is what i'm reflecting
I'll kill the opponents i'm rejecting

Rampart, a war on land & sea
Rampart, born in the 90's
Rampart, a true classic to be
Rampart, true to you and me

The game's gonna start with the castles I will build
Then place cannons to attack the enemy's ship
A guilty pleasure I once knew
So afraid, that the others knew the game that has one name

This game is contemplating
ain't no tired of waiting
It's the opponents i'm hating
All in this game i'm playing

Rampart, A true classic to be
Rampart, in viking society
Rampart, always second best
Rampart, beating out the rest

MM, baby (hold on, hold on, just a little bit)
MM, baby (hold on, hold on, just a little bit)

I started to fire the cannons and my castle just blew out
Another round to go, i'll make a scratchy start
Trackball and buttons are the simple things
Don't be afraid, my friends, to build and fire it

Junkie is here to need you
With gaming tips to please you
It's arcade pride i'm bearing
with a Cubbies hat i'm wearing

Rampart, Rampart, a game that's always good
Castles, cannons, is where I stood

And i'll always fire
I'll always fire
I'll always fire
I'll always fire

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