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Song Parodies -> "Lost Child"

Original Song Title:

"Love Child"

Original Performer:

Diana Ross and the Supremes

Parody Song Title:

"Lost Child"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

As a Disney Cast Member, I have to go through this routine EVERYDAY with lost children and their absent-minded parents
You parents make me wonder
What class of people you are under
At Disneyland you've suspected
You have a neglected

Lost Child
That's a shame you see
Lost Child
You're in misery
Lost Child
What a tragedy!
Lost Child
Don't you blame me!

Waiting in line
You're worried about why the wait is long (wait is long)
In seconds flat, you turn around and your kid is gone
You scream and cry like you are mad
In the end, it's very sad
And it's your fault! Oh!

You parents should pay attention
Or really should I mention
That pedophiles are lurking
But that brain of yours isn't working

Lost Child
What a tragedy!
Lost Child
(That is) a shame to see
Lost Child
It's a crying shame
Lost Child
(Parents are) Parents, you're to blame

Watch your children!
Watch your children!

And yet, you parents put the blame on all of us
(On all of us)
You let them go their own way, it unanimous
Thank God, you're not my mom or dad
Raising your poor children very wrong and bad! Oh!

Take my advice and use it
Don't you ignore and abuse it
Don't think that I'm fibbing and lying
Or don't come to me with your crying

Lost child, lost child
That is child abuse
It's wrong! A sin
That's no excuse

Oh, when will you ever learn?
Your child will turn
Turn on you

When will you ever learn?
One day, you child will turn on you (repeat until fade)

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Leo Jay - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a good one!
lost child - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I found the way to the computer store where mommy got me, but not before I was shagged by the country bear jambouree manager. .....................and michael jackson 5-5-5 for my vote though

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