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Song Parodies -> "Kooky (from the Britney Spears Wedding Album!)"

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"Kooky (from the Britney Spears Wedding Album!)"

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Stray Pooch

The Lyrics

Oops. she did it again. I don't really WANT to do a Britney parody but you just GOTTA!!
In the tabloids and talk shows they said that you no longer were a virgin,
That you and Justin Timberlake had given in and satisfied your urgin',
First you say no, you've got no sins to confess,
And then you stop, and say, "Hell, yes!"
Man, that's kinda crazy! What a kooky little girl you are!

You always keep 'em guessin', You love to send out mixed communication.
Like are they real or silicone, who's your lover, what's your sex orientation?
You tell us "God, I need a boy really quick!"
And then you go, and kiss a chick.
Girl you must be crazy! What a kooky little girl you are!


Now you got married but it didn't even last until the morning.
It's time somebody sat you down and gave you a friendly little warning.
If you don't stop these kooky games that you play,
You'll end up like... old Michael J!
They'll all say you're crazy! What a kooky little girl you are.

Kooky, Kooky, Kooky, Oh-whoa, all right, I said Kooky!
Copyright 2004 Stray Pooch

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Adagio - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...good one.
Jack Wilson - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL all 5's
Rick D - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKOS, but laid out perfectly.... just like BS!
Stray Pooch - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Jack, RIck. I thought everybody knew "Spooky" - lol! "Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!" That and "Stormy" were big hits for those guys in the '60's. But I guess the older I get the hipper I ain't!
Adagio - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I always liked that song, much that I did one on it also..:D
Meriadoc - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, I must not be living in as big a popular culture vacuum as I thought, because I actuallly understood this! Good one!
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I should've guessed the Pooch would nail Britney... not in the way he'd probably prefer, but a fiver nonetheless! Don't forget the C4's biggest hit, "Traces." And didn't about half the group form the Atlanta Rhythm Section?
Stray Pooch - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Merry, Michael: Thanks for the comments! Adagio, I read your parody - nice job!! Merry, NOBODY escapes Britney news! Michael, I actually did a parody of "Traces" about the Enron scandal a few years ago - "Traces of Fraud." I always equate "Spooky" and "Stormy" because they are so similar in style (even using the same guitar riff). But "Traces" is one of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Adagio - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Stray Pooch, guess my vote didn't take last did now! 5's
Paul Robinson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Stray Pooch, It took me a few spins through the "comments" section to realize you were doing a parody on the "Classics IV" song and to connect them in my memory. 'Course I know the original! Good job! Meriadoc, I think there are so many of us in that current cultural vacuum that it's sprung some kinda leak and either the dreck is getting into our bag or we are falling out into the dreck. "Stray" is right, there is no TOTAL escape, Resistance IS Futile...As long as no one MAKES me LISTEN to Brittney I guess I can manage it.

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