as...i jog along
a bus comes...and i hop on
goodbye, love
i know that this is wrong

to vegas, i have gone
i think i'll...say crime was done
abducted...by guys well armed with guns

i'm a-walkin' from my swain
yes, i'm hauling...but i...can explain
weddings freak me out, you see
that's just my history

so i wander
i wah-wah-wah-wah-wander
why ?
why why why why why
why did i stray ?
yes, i have squandered...my wedding day
a bridal runaway
a run-run-run-run-runway