Michael walks along to Dunder
Mifflin strong, believing
he is never wrong
So he rattles on, Dwight sucks up
Jim makes fun, as Kelly
chases Ryan so young.

Angela is such a pain
Andy's dumb and Creed's insane
Stan and Kevin quite lazy
Jim and Pam might still marry

And at Dunder, duh, duh, duh, duh, Dunder
Mifflin, why, why, why, why why,
do they get pay?
And at Dunder, Toby, they say,
will take the fun away
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun away

(Musitron solo)

Michael doesn't have a brain
Jan is gone, he likes the pain
Dwight sees Angela secretly
she's engaged to schlup Andy
And at Dunder, duh, duh, duh, duh, Dunder
Mifflin, why, why, why, why, why
do they all stay?
And at Dunder, it's another day
to take the fun away

Fun, fun, fun, fun fun away
Jim and Pam should run away
Fun, fun, fun, fun fun away.