Song Parodies -> Ear Doctor
| Original Song Title: | "Witch Doctor" |
| Original Performer: | David Seville |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ear Doctor" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
David Seville is most famous for "Alvin And The Chipmunks". On the website located at the following URL there is an excellent sample of the original tune "Witch Doctor": http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00001IVK3/104-8431946-5617568?v=glance
I told the ear doctor
I thought I was cra-zy
I told the ear doctor
My hearing was ha-zy
And then the ear doctor
Mum-bled something to me
Sounded like:
Poop eat,
Screw papa,
Drink Tang,
Polly-wanna-think-tank!
Poop eat,
Screw papa,
Drink Tang,
Polly-wanna-think-tank!
Screw Dean,
Vote Oprah!
Wang Chung,
Swallow wallow cow dung!
Screw Dean,
Vote Oprah!
Wang Chung,
Swallow wallow cow dung!
I told the ear doctor
My ears are full of wax
I told the ear doctor
I can't hear through that wax
And then the ear doctor
He told me to relax
Think he said:
Whoo-pee!
Rush Limbaugh,
Ringo,
Nowahwannalayah!
Whoo-pee!
Rush Limbaugh,
Ringo,
Nowahwannalayah!
Sloopy,
Hang on now!
Dubya,
Martian gonna get ya!
Sloopy,
Hang on now!
Dubya,
Martian gonna get ya!
I'd been reaming-out my ears
With ice picks dipped in fire
And I'll admit that wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A pump for filling tires
But all that com-pressed air just made me fart
I told the ear doctor
I need a hearing aid
I told the ear doctor
Blue Cross already paid
But then the ear doctor's
Voice really seemed to fade
Think he said:
Blue fee,
Poop hot rod,
Bash cash,
Third-a-party-payment!
Blue fee,
Poop hot rod,
Bash cash,
Third-a-party-payment!
You flea,
Blearing blade?
Ha ha!
Whatthephahkkayoudeff ?
You flea,
Blearing blade?
Ha ha!
Whatthephahkkayoudeff ?
I tried getting through to him
For hours and for hours
I cried, made faces, and his desk I slapped
But that physician laughed and laughed
The more that I looked dour
And then at last my patience finally snapped
I told the ear doctor
He was a freakin' nerd
I grabbed my coat and hat
Stood up without a word
And as I left the room
I flipped that jerk the bird
And I said:
You dweeb!
Sh*t for brains!
Shove this
Digit up your think-tank!
You dweeb!
Sh*t for brains!
Shove this
Digit up your think-tank!
Bite me!
Eat caca!
Go wank
Teeny-weeny yank-crank!
Bite me!
Eat caca!
Go wank
Teeny-weeny yank-crank!
I thought I was cra-zy
I told the ear doctor
My hearing was ha-zy
And then the ear doctor
Mum-bled something to me
Sounded like:
Poop eat,
Screw papa,
Drink Tang,
Polly-wanna-think-tank!
Poop eat,
Screw papa,
Drink Tang,
Polly-wanna-think-tank!
Screw Dean,
Vote Oprah!
Wang Chung,
Swallow wallow cow dung!
Screw Dean,
Vote Oprah!
Wang Chung,
Swallow wallow cow dung!
I told the ear doctor
My ears are full of wax
I told the ear doctor
I can't hear through that wax
And then the ear doctor
He told me to relax
Think he said:
Whoo-pee!
Rush Limbaugh,
Ringo,
Nowahwannalayah!
Whoo-pee!
Rush Limbaugh,
Ringo,
Nowahwannalayah!
Sloopy,
Hang on now!
Dubya,
Martian gonna get ya!
Sloopy,
Hang on now!
Dubya,
Martian gonna get ya!
I'd been reaming-out my ears
With ice picks dipped in fire
And I'll admit that wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A pump for filling tires
But all that com-pressed air just made me fart
I told the ear doctor
I need a hearing aid
I told the ear doctor
Blue Cross already paid
But then the ear doctor's
Voice really seemed to fade
Think he said:
Blue fee,
Poop hot rod,
Bash cash,
Third-a-party-payment!
Blue fee,
Poop hot rod,
Bash cash,
Third-a-party-payment!
You flea,
Blearing blade?
Ha ha!
Whatthephahkkayoudeff ?
You flea,
Blearing blade?
Ha ha!
Whatthephahkkayoudeff ?
I tried getting through to him
For hours and for hours
I cried, made faces, and his desk I slapped
But that physician laughed and laughed
The more that I looked dour
And then at last my patience finally snapped
I told the ear doctor
He was a freakin' nerd
I grabbed my coat and hat
Stood up without a word
And as I left the room
I flipped that jerk the bird
And I said:
You dweeb!
Sh*t for brains!
Shove this
Digit up your think-tank!
You dweeb!
Sh*t for brains!
Shove this
Digit up your think-tank!
Bite me!
Eat caca!
Go wank
Teeny-weeny yank-crank!
Bite me!
Eat caca!
Go wank
Teeny-weeny yank-crank!
New song Rick D and I wrote together because of this site. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/3/radandmadmusic.htm
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I tried to listen to the MP3 but it sounded the same just like: Whatthephahkkayoudeff ? But I can't really make it out because I have these bananas in my ears.
Great parody JD. I have looked at this song so many times and could never get a theme up to parody it. You come through loud and clear on this one. Well done!
Great parody JD. I have looked at this song so many times and could never get a theme up to parody it. You come through loud and clear on this one. Well done!
This parody made me LMAO! Great job. Simon? Theodore? Alvin? ALVIN!!!!!
Great job, Johnny! oo ee ooh ah ah fives fives walla walla bang bang!
If you ask me what the first song I ever heard was, this was it, I was probably four or five. It explains a lot. Sped up vocals, nonsense words, novelty subject. Things that have worked themselves into my music for years. This parody has straightened me right out! Now I understand it!
LMAO!! What a fun parody to read! (Still laughing) 5's
Guy, Tim, Jack, Rick, and Adagio: thank you all very much!
Rick, yes, I guess that does explain a few things! Simon? Theodore? Alvin? Duncan? DUUUUNNNNCCCAAAANNNNN !!!!!!
Rick, yes, I guess that does explain a few things! Simon? Theodore? Alvin? Duncan? DUUUUNNNNCCCAAAANNNNN !!!!!!
Looks like a number one hit.
The deaf-initive parody of this song. Great! 5-5-5
This has got to be the funniest one I've seen of yours so far!! 5-5-5+
OMG, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!! ROFLMAO!! Johnny D you have outdone yourself, and that takes some doing!! I actually have some hearing loss, but it took a while to convince the Army. They gave me a hearing test where I had to repeat words. The only one I can remember was what sounded to me like "Oww OYYY." I thought "Cowboy?" and couldn't think of any word that would rhyme with it so I said it. Apparently I figured enough words out that way to pass. The doc said "You pass!" and I said "What did you call me???" This parody just kept getting wilder and wilder - I love it!! 555.
Thank you all very much, mac, Jan, Jude, and SP !!
I thought this was gonna go in the direction of Stephen Lynch's parody of "Taxi" but this was better lol..>Great great job!
(still laughing at the parody) :D Maybe you should record!
Ooh, maybe now is a good time to finally write my "Fear Factor" song to this and ride on your coattails...nah, that's too much hard work. Great job Johnny.
Thanks Billy and Claude!!
Adagio - Thanks - there are actually a few of my parodies that I have collected MIDI files for that I have thought about recording vocals for .... I don't know how to do that yet on my home PC, though. This one would be a lot of fun to record, if I could only figure out how....
Adagio - Thanks - there are actually a few of my parodies that I have collected MIDI files for that I have thought about recording vocals for .... I don't know how to do that yet on my home PC, though. This one would be a lot of fun to record, if I could only figure out how....
I know one way you could record. Move to California. You'd fit right in Santa Cruz.
What's up with Santa Cruz that a loon like me would fit in?
Wasn't he really saying "Louie Louie"? How about "It's an Eee-gull, Dave!" **I'm still laughing, especially while thinking about the farting line!
Haven't you heard? First, it's word famous for being a haven for, how shall I put put this? Ex-members of the "Woodstock" generation? Grateful Dead fans? Secondly, people there have odd hobbies, and the stores on the main drags reflect that. Middle age men with ponytails and attractive earthy women are a very common sight. And they have a hell of an amusement park. (See the movie "The Lost Boys" for location shooting references.)
Sounds like a place I'd at least like to visit!
Ha, ha! You got 5's! Your stuff Always makes me laugh real hard. Ha, ha! You got 5's! Your stuff always makes me laugh real hard!
I'm pretty sure this one made me laugh out loud, but I'm not sure with all the wax in my ears... :-D
Thanks, Joelle and Meriadoc!
Alvin, Alvin, ALVIN! Nice job. Believe it or not, someplace in my closet I have this on 45 - I think it's one of those floppy 45s that you'd get on the back of a cereal box - had the small hole in the middle so you didn't need the plastic converter.
Thanks Robert!
Holy crap!
Thanks 2nz! Really? That good? As the Cowardly Lion said, "Shucks, folks, I'm speechless!"
Oh this was hilarious! By the way, I noticed you posted your last comment twice.
Thank you, nnnag! Yep, I posted that comment twice, and I had one of 'em deleted.
I was gonna hit the "report inappropriate comment" link for one of them, but I wasn't sure which one. Oh well.
Thanks for the thought, nnnag - in the future, it's OK to let me decide which comments to delete from my parodies - but I appreciate you looking out for me!
Excellent; I cracked up reading the whole thing! You did an excellent job on this parody; keep up the good work.
Ditto on Serafina's comment. 5-5-5
Thank you, Serafina and Mr. X - I'm glad this silly little ditty gave you a good chuckle!
WOW!!! This is great - more than 30 votes so far on this silly little "Chipmunks" ditty! To everyone who has voted and commented so far, all I can say is a heartfelt thank-you!
apparently i voted on this already.... but this time i would've given 5-5-4 it's really well paced and really funny but the fact that it would have to be censored quite a few times if it got airplay is definitely not a good thing
Fair enough, Ethan, I respect your opinion, and thank you for commenting. I disagree with your personal opinion regarding your judgement of the censorship issue - you say that you personally believe it's "definitely not a good thing" - and I acknowledge that your judgement is "definite" for you, personally - OK.
Ethan - after re-reading your comment and reflecting on it some more..... it struck me as extremely interesting that you judged "Ear Doctor" based on "censorship", "if it got airplay".
That's a fascinating rationale! I never write parodies for airplay! How many of us do?
Ethan, you appear to have declared that your judgement-criteria for everybody's entries in this Amiright Parody Tournament are based (at least partially) on your judgement of their need for censorship for airplay.....
I am genuinely intrigued, Ethan - exactly how do "censorship" and "airplay" figure into all of this, when airplay is not the reason we're here anyway, and when so many of us are fundamentally opposed to censorship?
That's a fascinating rationale! I never write parodies for airplay! How many of us do?
Ethan, you appear to have declared that your judgement-criteria for everybody's entries in this Amiright Parody Tournament are based (at least partially) on your judgement of their need for censorship for airplay.....
I am genuinely intrigued, Ethan - exactly how do "censorship" and "airplay" figure into all of this, when airplay is not the reason we're here anyway, and when so many of us are fundamentally opposed to censorship?
johnny, i tried to explain myself a little more in the messageboard... i don't know what my "mom" is talking about since my only room right now is my dorm room
Dude that was funny, can't believe i missed it.
Ive already commented on it, but once again, its awesome!
Thanks MysteryGoat and Jack!
Thanks for clarifying your feelings, Ethan, over on the messageboard.
Thanks for clarifying your feelings, Ethan, over on the messageboard.
...this one was both buzzwordy and buzzworthy. Reminded me of an uncensored Mr. Magoo in a way. Sound at 555 decibels is the only thing he's hearing...
Thank you, Old Comedywriter Earl S. Garber... I hear where you're coming from!
Well, I found it amusing, certainly, but I'm going to have to be the ones-guy-equivalent and give it 4s. Perhaps it's the lack of nostalgia, as I hadn't heard the song several billion times like some people probably have, so I couldn't really get into it. And for pacing, this song has the rare problem of trying to rhyme things several times that *weren't* rhymed in the original, in addition to a couple other things (that were probably partially related to me messing up singing it, but still).
Hey, no problem neminem, thanks for your thoughtful input.
great!
Thanks Mikey!
Good parody, catchy tune and made me laugh.
Thanks Jeff!
OMG ! That was hilarious! =D
Diva, thank you! Did your vote register? Please check - the count didn't change. Thanks!
Loved this parody .. it is just so totally off the wall! 5s
Thanks so much, martha! I like other peoples' off-the-wall parodies, too!
Just using Johnnie's song to let everyone know in bracket one that I did vote on everyone that I missed the first time around, even if I've been too busy to leave comments.
Thank you, Highlander.
Creative - I liked your first nonsense verse best.
Thanks, JJ - I tried to make that first nonsense verse sound like the original's "ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang".
ABC - Gets better with age! :-)
Thank you, Merry - and may that be true for each and every one of us!
Whoa...I hope you kept all these comments! 5'd again to revote, you know this is one of my favorites and serious competition.
Thanks again, Adagio!
Votes restored, but you don't care about voting, do you Johnny?
Thanks, Rick D. You are correct, I do not care about voting anymore. There are too many challenges in my personal life for me to waste time and energy caring about votes on song parodies. I used to bug you, and other people, if I thought you hadn't voted, or if I thought your vote hadn't registered. But I don't care about it anymore. Thanks for your comment, a kind word is always welcome from a friend. :-)
P.S.: Don't worry, I'm not depressed, I'm just being realistic about how much more important my non-computer life is to me than worrying about votes on my song parodies.
P.S.: Don't worry, I'm not depressed, I'm just being realistic about how much more important my non-computer life is to me than worrying about votes on my song parodies.
I was actually joking. But in a way, the voting dump was a good thing. we all paniced and said "Oh, No!". Then realized that that's not why we're here. When I first discovered the top ten list, I got way too concerned with it at first. It's gone and we're still here chatting with each other. I'm glad you let the voting go. You reminded me of me,(which you do in other ways, anyway.) I feel like I have made a better friend in you than many people I've actually met. That is why I'm here and doing recordings for "strangers". When that convention happens on the east coast, I many have to show up.
And I know that you were actually joking. But I was not, and I'm glad you feel good about the fact that I've finally let the voting go. I have. I'm an overweight middle-aged guy of 46 with a wife and loved ones and a job and a mortgage and my health to take care of, etcetera etcetera etcetera.....so song parodies are a very, very pleasant diversion, and a very enjoyable way to banter with like-minded souls and encourage each other's art, but theebudda theebudda theebudda that's all song parodies are to me, folks! ;-)
Thanks for the kind words --- I can say the same for you, Highlander --- you remind me of me as well (and to paraphrase part of a comment from you awhile back, you might wonder if that's a good thing!) ..... I'm glad we've heard each other's singing voices, we've seen each other's photographs, and we've exchanged zillions of written comments and banter with each other. I hope we can meet in-person at some point, Rick --- I think it will feel more like a reunion than a first encounter! :-)
DON'T WORRY, friends! More stupid, goofy, wacky song parodies are still pogo-sticking around inside my head, all queued-up to be posted on Amiright (and maybe some on WhatFreaks) .... I'm not quitting --- I'm just enjoying a long-overdue attitude adjustment that will free-up mental energy from worrying about votes and allow it to go into writing more entertaining parodies!
Thanks for the kind words --- I can say the same for you, Highlander --- you remind me of me as well (and to paraphrase part of a comment from you awhile back, you might wonder if that's a good thing!) ..... I'm glad we've heard each other's singing voices, we've seen each other's photographs, and we've exchanged zillions of written comments and banter with each other. I hope we can meet in-person at some point, Rick --- I think it will feel more like a reunion than a first encounter! :-)
DON'T WORRY, friends! More stupid, goofy, wacky song parodies are still pogo-sticking around inside my head, all queued-up to be posted on Amiright (and maybe some on WhatFreaks) .... I'm not quitting --- I'm just enjoying a long-overdue attitude adjustment that will free-up mental energy from worrying about votes and allow it to go into writing more entertaining parodies!
Johnny D - I was about to log off in my tired grump-dom of today, but I saw your exchange. Amen, friends...I have a hard time cutting loose of worthless statistics...When I was a kid I was the first geek on the block to figure out how to compute "ERA" (Earned Run Average" Earned runs allowed x 9 divided by number of innings pitched. The object is to determine the average number of earned runs a pitcher allowed for each 9 innings he has pitched.) for baseball pitchers and that little geek is still alive somewhere in me. My 10 year old friends reacted like I found a cure for cancer. Maybe there is a "Worthless Statistics Anonymous" program somewhere to help me and maybe a few other folks around here...
Paul, thanks very much. Numbers are just a useful social illusion anyway. Except when they're on my paycheck! ;-D
SOTM - Still hilarious!
Thank you, Melhi!
This is still very psychedelic to me, which is a good thing!
Thanks, Mari !
JANSOTM--Oo, ee, ooh, haha, that song really made me bling-blang! 555
Thank you, Agrimorfee!
Hoo hee. Hoo ha ha. I don't know how I've survived since January without this in my life. I love it, Sir Dangle.
Thank you, Mighty Spaff! ;-)
(SOTM) STILL makes me laugh out loud...really laugh. :D
I'm glad, Adagio! Thanks! ;-)
Still delightful as ever.
Thanks Claude.
(SOTM) See above - twice ;-)
Merry, thank you & thank you! ;-)
Sorry I missed this the first time JD! Great work!
Thanks Pippin!
I stick by my original February 10 statement. Three cheers for Randomness!
sotm--Excellent, zany, really funny!
2nz and Jeff Reuben, thank you both!
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