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Song Parodies -> "Breakfast in the Street"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing in the Street"

Original Performer:

David Bowie and Mick Jagger

Parody Song Title:

"Breakfast in the Street"

Parody Written by:

NeonPaul

The Lyrics

Calling out around the world,
Are you ready 'cus it's time to eat
Morning's here and the time is right
For breakfast in the street
Get into the car, go
Drive to Somerfield
You'd better go quickly
All we need is muesli, sweet muesli
There'll be muesli everywhere
Cereal we're making, and toast we're baking
Breakfast in the street

What you want, it will be there
From eggs to plums or pears
So come on everyone, grab a bowl
Everywhere, do as you're told

And have breakfast
Breakfast in the street
I know you're wishin'
For fast nutrition
A meal nought else can beat
For your morning munchies, like Coco Crunchies
Breakfast in the street
Philadelphia cheese spread
On rivita or bagel
Can't forget a nice cup of tea
All we need is muesli, sweet muesli,
There'll be muesli everywhere
Cereal we're making, and toast we're baking
Breakfast in the street

What you want, it will be there
From eggs to plums or pears
So come on everyone, grab a bowl
Everywhere, do as you're told

And have breakfast
Breakfast in the street
First meal of the day
Every day
Breakfast in the street

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Adagio - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody, and I was wondering what to do with muesli, really. 5's
Poopie L. - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job, but Bowie and Jagger's version of this is from the 80's, not the 60's. Still I give it 5,5,5.

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