-> "Five Years (ConDem'd)"
Original Song Title:
"Five Years" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Five Years (ConDem'd)"
Pushing through free market square
so many people sighing
News had just come over
They want 5 more years to lie in
News lied, went and told us
Cameron's really trying
Lied so much the pace was set
They didn't care that we were crying
Then like metronomes, bomb in house, ticking melodies.
They sold our joys, noises of iron, boasted on TV
Our hearts sent to the poorhouse
it had no room to spare
they had to break so many hearts to store everything in there
And all the fat-skinny people and all the tall short people
and all the nobody people and all the somebody people
I never thought they kill so many people....
A guy Farage went off ahead
UKIP's dodgy building
If he goes and pulls it off,
I think he will be killling
A soldier with a broken arm, they didn't care, didn't watch his back
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of the beast
and we all threw up at the sight of that
I think Cameron ought to scream, a snarler
licking at Sheiks all day long
Smiling and waving and looking so fine,
Just wish the ConDems lose their song
All's been sold, it's stained, this ain't the X factor
And I thought of Nye & I wanted to get back there
Dishface, your pace, your tongue has a fork
I diss you, not truthful, I want you to walk
We've had five years, need ConDem's demise
We've had five years, oh how we cry
We've had five years, my heart hurts a lot
We've had five years, they ought to be shot!
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