Song Parodies -> Drunk Drivin' Man
| Original Song Title: | "Truck Drivin' Man" |
| Original Performer: | Dave Dudley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Drunk Drivin' Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i stopped at a tavern that beckoned
and i got potty-faced and then off i ran
and i had my ol' pick-up a-swayin'
i weave about...a drunk drivin' man
poor me, oh brother, cops have stopped me
and i face arrest, understand ?
i'm surely in a pickle, i'll be locked up
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man
the cops took just one look and cuffed me
the dragged me away to the can
but i bribed the sergeant with a fifty
set free, this drunk drivin' man
back on the highway drivin' sloppy
one blood test and i would be banned
i've got me a michelob with top popped
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man
i'm back on the road quite unsteady
the six pack i purchased is gone
my senses ain't up to controllin'
i drive up on the neighbor's lawn
i've got the habit like my pappy
he drove blitzed and veered out of hand
his genes musta trickled down and caught me
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man
and i got potty-faced and then off i ran
and i had my ol' pick-up a-swayin'
i weave about...a drunk drivin' man
poor me, oh brother, cops have stopped me
and i face arrest, understand ?
i'm surely in a pickle, i'll be locked up
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man
the cops took just one look and cuffed me
the dragged me away to the can
but i bribed the sergeant with a fifty
set free, this drunk drivin' man
back on the highway drivin' sloppy
one blood test and i would be banned
i've got me a michelob with top popped
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man
i'm back on the road quite unsteady
the six pack i purchased is gone
my senses ain't up to controllin'
i drive up on the neighbor's lawn
i've got the habit like my pappy
he drove blitzed and veered out of hand
his genes musta trickled down and caught me
cause i'm a drunk drivin' man
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(drunken)"Whoo, look at me, I'm the pife of the larty! Heyyyyyyy, no handsssss!! Thoshhh cops won't take me alive!" (now sober) What a hilarious parody, Alvin! I can't stop laughing! It reminded me of those police chase programs on "tru TV" that my parents watch in the afternoons. Now I'm on the verge of drunk driving myself, though I would always order Irish cream and a glass of water in order to dilute the alcohol before I get back behind the wheel. Love the "back in the highway drivin' sloppy" and "genes musta trickled down and caught me" lines in your song. 555. LOL Still laughing and can't stop! Security code: DUI.
BAC: 555
Great stuff, I'll see your Michelob and raise you 555 proof Southern Comfort!
thanks christie...glad ya dug it....DUI security code...too funny....thanks john...lol...thanks jim...yaaaaaaaaay
Blood level 555 while driving down highway 555...
thanks mark
If Mel Gibson got arrested it doesn't look like drunk drivers get off with a slap on the wrist.
Dave Dudley was one of my favorite C/W singers in the sixties...good job, here
That was real funny & I haven't heard 'potty-faced' used since I was a kid
Darn Drunk Drivers, very well written Alvin. . .5s
thanks 2eagle...yup....thanks AFW....agreed dave dudley rocks....thanks andy...lol...yup....thanks BAD...glad ya dug it
I couldn't get "(I was born) A Ramblin' Man" outta my pea-sized skull, perhaps because DKTOS. Maybe a follow-up idea? Well, have a Five-pack on me.
Brought back memories of the days when you could tuck a c-note in with your drivers license and get away with drunk driving if stopped - but can't do that these days - 555!!!
thanks TT and leo
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