Well, I pulled out in Pittsburgh
Little blonde companion got bored
I heard her husband wake up,
Took off runnin' like never before
Blew some speed records out a' sight
But, got to my truck alright
Sex Days On The Road
And I'm gonna' make it home, tonight

I met ten little Dears,
Down in Georgia, slept with five
I stock some middle aged thrills
When the ladies hitch my jive
There's a massage parlor on the right
I could use an oriental bite
Sex Days On The Road
But I'm gonna make it home, tonight

Well it's been like a month
Since I bid my woman bye bye
Guess I should be a faithful husband
But I'm just like the rest of the guys
I can't pass up a skirt that's tight
Or when a little fantasy takes flight
Sex Days On The Road
And I'm gonna' make it home, tonight

I.C. Sue. is the chick that I drive behind
Says she's a little overdue,
Wants to park and just unwind
We grab a case of cold Bud Light
In that motel, she's dynamite
Sex Days On The Road
And I might not make it home, tonight..

Sex Days On The Road
Might not even make it home, tonight..

(Shame on me..)