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Song Parodies -> "Ted's Not Winning"

Original Song Title:

"Catch That Pigeon"

Original Performer:

Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines

Parody Song Title:

"Ted's Not Winning"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ted Cruz, you pandering, evangelical clown
Stop the Trump-bashing, in delegates you're down
Your attack ads don't merit the money you've spent
You didn't win a state in last Tuesday's contest

So, stop your whining
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're dooown!!!

As for Trump:

You can't nab him
You can jab him
Negative ad him
But can't stop him
You're not winning, no how...

You look silly, stop bickering, can't mount an offense
A... contested Convention... is your best chance?
And stop stumping, promising to do the job
You're hated in D.C. by the GOP mob!

Won't get anything done!

So, stop your whining
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're not winning
You're dooown!

As for Trump:

You can't nab him
You can jab him
Negative ad him
But can't stop him
You're not winning... not now!!!

Hopefully, not ever!!!

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