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Song Parodies -> "Speed Eater"

Original Song Title:

"Speed Racer TV Theme Song (US)"

Parody Song Title:

"Speed Eater"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Speed eating started at US county fairs and spread to nations around the world. Chief competitors include the US, Canada, and Japan. ESPN even televises Nathan's Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest!!!
He chews gum
Here comes speed eater
Jaw chompin' zeal
Gut bustin' dunkin' to swallow all meat and buns

Jap's ganing on him so he better wear sweats this time
Stomach elasticity key on which he thrives

Ten minutes with the clock against him
Joey Chestnut knows just how to chew
He's the reigning speed eater
69 dogs blew right through!

Go speed eater!
Go speed eater!
Go speed eater, GO!!!

He's off and bingin' as the judges are keepin' track
Chipmunkin' final minute as debris is stacked
Loose food deductions he does dread!

Go speed eater!
Go speed eater!
Go speed eater, GO!!!

Vomit disqualification would be a blow!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 20

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Takeru Kobayashi - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't call me a Jap.
Jonathan - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
awesome! I'm a fan of Speed Race and eating! 455
Rob Arndt - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
For some reason Jon, I've been drawn to TV theme songs lately. "Speed Racer" could easily become "Speed Dater!!!" (Hint, hint)
Jonathan - March 24, 2015 - Report this comment
dag blast it!!! my first comment was supposed to say "Speed RACER" not "Speed RACE!" anyway "Speed Dater" huh? I'll see what I can do with that one! :)

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