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Song Parodies -> "At The Slots"

Original Song Title:

"At The Hop"

Original Performer:

Danny And The Juniors

Parody Song Title:

"At The Slots"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Ding, ding, ding, ding, Ding, ding, ding, ding,
Ding, ding, ding, ding, Ding, ding, ding, ding,
At The Slots !

Well, push a button, and you'll roll it
You can stop it, and control it,
At The Slots..
When the tumblers start spinnin'
All ya' think about is winnin'
At The Slots !
That one-armed sensation
Breeds a fascination
For jackpots...

Ah, let's go to the slots,
Let's go to the slots,
(Oh baby)
Blow dough at the slots.
(Oh baby)
Let's go to the slots,
Come on, let's go to the slots

A grab it habit, that's obsessive
How about five line progressive
At The Slots
In, another dollar, shove it
You can really start to love it,
At The Slots..
It's a hall of fun,
Where dreams are spun
At The Slots !
Let's go !

Let's go to the slots,
Let's go to the slots, (oh baby)
Blow dough at the slots, (oh baby)
Let's go to the slots
Come on, let's go to the slots
Let's go !

Just push a button and you'll roll it,
Even stop it, and control it
At The Slots..
When the tumblers start spinnin'
All ya' think about is winnin'
At The Slots !
That one armed sensation
Breeds a fascination
For jackpots..

Let's go play the slots,
Let's go play the slots, (oh baby)
Find some vacant spots, (oh baby)
Got me seein' spots,
Let's go to the slots,
Come on, let's go to the slots
Let's go !



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Stan Hall - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
When you write it you can rhyme it
matching OS as you time it
but not top
AFW’s perfection
when he picks for resurrection
“At the Hop”
and then comes here herding
it with brand new wording
that’s no flop.
:-)
John Barry - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
And the numbers come up: 555. Jackpot.
MasonR - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
You hit the jackpot with this one, which was no lemon.
LilRenoCakes - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'air de Farce, ~Mighty duke 0'Edge~ this is real RENO Casino for sure! Lively, as it Wabos ! CABO-WABO award worthy, Sir L'Air!
Andy Primus - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Good rhyming - especially liked the grab it habit part
AFW - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan..clever-in rhyme commenting..and thanks, John..also clever use of voting digits..and MasonR, as well...and thanks, LCC...always good to receive your CW award..
alvin - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...my fave of the day...the tone of the OS fit this quite well
AFW - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks. alvin...
Peregrin - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
This one's certainly not 3 lemons! Funny!
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Beautifully crafted, AFW - but a bugger to sing aloud without getting tongue-tied (I've just been trying ;-) )
dioa - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Love this 50s ("misc") song, and I loved your parody. Good job!

(Pulls the handle on the slot machine....5...5....5!)
DivaLasVegas - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . . . . gonna set my soul on fire, ~ Viva Las Vegas ~
Andria - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, once again, you have touched my heart with the humorous combined output of your mind and your word processor. What touched me about this one was that on the few occasions that I gamble, I lose money to the point that it can be likened to what happens when one's jugular vein is cut or ruptured. In otherwords, I lose lots of money and therefore should not gamble! I do especially poor at the slots. I just pulled the handle on the slot machine, "Bar, Bar, Bar" came up on the reels, and out came 555 shiny silver dollars, just for you!
AFW - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin, Phil, Diva (I think you meant), DivaLasVegas, and Andria...about slots I know the feeling..slotting can be dangerous..money seems to lose it's value in a casino..I've been stung a few times, myself...like the old saying goes, "Too much of a good thing is not a good thing.." so, moderation in all things..Hard to drive that track, sometimes though.
dioa - December 06, 2008 - Report this comment
No, my moniker really is "dioa". I've been using it for years. I think there used to be a 'Diva', but that was long ago.

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