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Song Parodies -> "Helplessly Hoping"

Original Song Title:

"Helplessly Hoping"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Helplessly Hoping"

Parody Written by:

Red Neck Mother

The Lyrics

A Voyeur's Lullaby
Helplessly hoping her hor-lickin' days had not died
Spying on my girl
Harmlessly helping myself to a hard one, I worship
The blonde between her thighs
Only to grin as their tongues start to fliii-yyy


I am one, pervert
With a two fisted bone
Watchin' three girls together
Fourrrrrrr, with mother

Wordlessly watching I wank on my wiener and wonder
Why does she let me watch
My love, she's just lyin' there, goosed by a lady whose fingers
Are buried in her crotch
And that dildo, oooh, oooh

Repeat chorus

Stand by the stage, you will see naked nookie with knockers
Surgically enhanced
I'm at the age where I'm mostly a talker, 'cause nothin'
Is stirring in my pants
Where's my Viagra?, oooh,ooh

I am one pervert
With a two power scope
Watching three girls together
Four, counting mother

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and it looks like it is now official: the Chucky G Amiright Sex-Ban is no more!
Red Neck Mother - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
J.D., thanks for your vote and comment. And may I add, nobody sneaks by the censor better than the master, which is , of course, yourself. I have enjoyed reading your provacative stuff, and learned from it.
John Barry - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
5s, and congrats for slipping one in--er, by--the censor.
Red Neck Mother - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
J.B, thanks . I think a little sex never hurt anyone, except Clinton of course :-D

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