Woodsock

Well I came to see on my TV
A Victoria’s Secret spot
And that leg-wear had me feelin’ hot…yeah
Just like fire

Well my thoughts were working overtime
Then a picture appeared in my mind
Goin' to see what I can find… down in the dryer

Some like latex, some like rubber
Some just think back to former nookie
But I’ve got to get some Hanes…next to my wookie

Well, then you may want to ask me
What design will work the best ?
Are “peds” better than the rest, or is it “argyle”
Well, this is all still new to me
But I plan to put them to the test
And discard the ones I’ve messed
In my dirty-sock pile

Some like lotion, some like feathers
Some like sandpaper stiff and gritty
But I’ve got to get some Leggs…next to my Smitty

At the time I found my “Woodsock”
Came the answer to my plight
I found that “nylons” felt just right…those hose were smokin’
The “fishnets” just chaffed… the “wools” were itchy
And the “cottons” were just bland
But with “tights” slipped on my hand
Came the best strokin’

Some like powder, some like jelly
And peanutbutter…extra chunky
But I’ve got to get “thigh-highs”…next to my monkey

IB