-> "This Fried Chicken Wasn't Fresh"
Original Song Title:
"Marrakesh Express"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"This Fried Chicken Wasn't Fresh"
The Lyrics
Going out to buy some chicken that is fried
Looking forward to some juicy breasts and thighs
Gonna drive down to the mall, pull out my best southern drawl
Fast-food clerk says "What can I get you?"
What to order? I am staring at the sign
Get 'Original' or maybe 'Crispy Fried?'
Hope this chicken is real fresh, not some bird that was distressed
Stuff I ate here last time made me puke
Hope that I am buying fried chicken that is fresh
Hope that they're not lying when they tell me it is fresh
Hope that this hen wasn't distressed
The thought of that makes me real stressed
Think I got ptomaine
I might have ptomaine
I feel cramps now in my stomach; there's a pain in there
I'd liked to fart, but I don't daaaa-aairrrre
I had better take Imodium real quick
Salmonella sure can make you pretty sick, ick, ick, ick ick
I don't want to take a chance of soiling my underpants
I'll sit on the can until I'm through
Oh man, it's blowing out -
Guess that they were lying when they told me it was fresh
There is no denying that my stomach's now a mess
Gross, endless sh*t's make me depressed
Guess that they were lying when they told me it was fresh
There is no denying that my stomach's now a mess
These endless sh*t's make me depressed
Think I got ptomaine
Might have got ptomaine
Lord, I've got.....
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