-> "Bleat: Workless Blue Guys"
Original Song Title:
"Suite: Judy Blue Eyes" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bleat: Workless Blue Guys"
It's gotten to the point where I've no job anymore
I just got fired
I need some work, but sadly there's none to be found
I can't get hired
I make calls, I kiss butt, I browse "Monster Jobs"
But I can't get hired
Remember what I read, they said, they'd treat me like a brother
That was such bullshit
They kicked our ass; down-sized us, there's no jobs here now
A full-fledged reaming
I make calls, read brochures, I apply on-line
But I can't get hired
Taking my job away from me now
Made some calls, no one's replying
Hope this don't mean I must go back to school
I'll go nuts there, there's no denying
I've made calls, I've kissed balls, looked for jobs in malls
Still, I can't get hired
Swallowed my pride, I'm calling folks to sell worthless bullshit
This sap's still listening
This is a crock, I don't want to reel this jerk in
I cannot con you
Got no job, now I sob, I feel like a slob
Still I can't get hired, no I can't get hired, no I can't get hired, no I can't get hired
Friday evening, Monday in the afternoon
There is no work for you
Tuesday morning, welfare folks are tired of you
Food stamps you'll have to use
And they tell you it's like this; "Well, listen to me, buddy;
If we find that you are lying your benefits you'll stand to lose"
I've got no answer
They say "Please go away"
We've got no work for you
Who will now feed me?
I haven't ate today
I just ran out of food
Asshole at the pawn shop
Bought up all my CD's
Got no sounds, brings me down
Now I watch daytime TV
I could take a crap job
This is starting to bite
Can't see no real job for me
So far I have found zero
This is gonna kill me
Lying 'round lamenting
"How come you haven't paid me?"
I'm screwed; I have got no money for food (Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
Just to eat I have to pick up cans off the street (Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
In a hole; I don't feel like showing my face (Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
Could be me super-sizing fries by next week (Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
(OH BOY, YEAH)
(sing this out to end)
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