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Song Parodies -> "Bong Time Coming (Cheech's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Long Time Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Bong Time Coming (Cheech's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Cheech Marin, formerly of Cheech and Chong, was busted for selling bongs and recently sentenced to Federal Prison time on the conviction. The Justice Department seemed to want to make an example out of him. I personally haven't touched the stuff in many a year, but I think the laws on pot are ridiculous. Anyway, here it is.
I've got some bong time coming.
I might just be a long time gone.
And I might just be gone a long,
might be gone a long,
might be gone a long time,
yes, a long, long, long, long, time
for selling bongs.

Took, took a new order.
Fear I got caught in a police sting.
Looks like there's something going on around here,
that really, really, really might put me down in jail.
And I might just be there a long, (yes, I might)
might be there a long,
might be there a long time,
such a long, long, time,
for selling bongs.

Speak out, you got to speak out against John Ashcroft.
You got to speak your mind,
if you care.
But don't, no don't no try to get yourself probation.
'Cause he remembers when you had long hair. Hmmm...
And you might just be gone a long, (yes you might)
might be gone a long,
might be gone a long time,
such a long, long, long, long time,
for selling bongs.

I've got some bong time coming,
I might just be a long time gone.
But you know, the toughest hour,
is always just before you toke the bong.
And I'll be taking me a long,
taking me a long,
taking such a long, long,
such a long, long, long, long toke off of the bong.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Like wow, man...I mean...like...ya know...like...I mean...three fives, man...
Rick D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Aren't these Crosby's original words? (hehe)
Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Paul - actually it's not Cheech Marin, but Tommy Chong, who's in hot bongwater:

http://www.talkleft.com/archives/004343.html

Paul Robinson - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Chong? Are you sure? Wow!! that stuff DID kill too many brain cells. Shoot, I could have worked "Chong" in with "bong" in the song. Thanks.
alvin rhodes - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
my favorite crosby song...and i'm sure dave could warm to the subject
Paul Robinson - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. Looks like you've been checking out a few of my CSN parody numbers. I'm glad to see that. The first two albums really are more or less "pressed" into my brain (well, there might be a little "warping" and a few scratches on those); once the music starts playing when the song gets to certain points my memory "cues" up the next verse.
Robert J. Pagliaro - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job.
Paul Robinson - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Robert.
Rod Worden - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives from here, Paul, very funny and clever. And I think the reference to Ashcroft is important. I'd love to see a parody devoted to that pompous weasel!
Paul Robinson - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rod. Man, I was sure I sent this same note back to you earlier today! Deja Vu....no, wait...that's a DIFFERENT CSN song.
Lionel Mertens - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Paul, Great job on this parody. You got 5's. I think I got a contact high of this one.
Paul Robinson - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Lionel M. - Thank you!
Paul Robinson - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmmm...Notice I got "1"-d here within the last day or so. John Ashcroft, was that you?

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