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Song Parodies -> "Pre-Road Drunks"

Original Song Title:

"Pre-Road Downs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Pre-Road Drunks"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

"I have pissed brew,
And I've dissed you -
On the road, I'll get drunk an' spew!"

"But you need me,
'Cause we sing three-
part har-mo-ny, so I'll have to do!" (Yea-ea-eah!)

"My head achin' -
I'll awaken,
To the noise of Crosby snortin' lines!"

"And then I think,
I'll have my drink -
And all day, I'll be filled with wine!" (Whoa-o-oah!)


Steve drinks his wine and brandy
Keeps his Bacardi handy
Chugs champagne down like candy


"Nash rejected,
As expected -
He rejected all my thoughts and words!"

"So I'll pour me,
Some more whiskey,
Drink forever, and act like a jerk!" (Whoa-o-oah!)


Steve drinks his beer and bourbon
Smells like Osama's turban
Sings high to hide his burpin'


" 'toxicated,
I'm elated,
'Cause I just had a scotch whiskey!"

"If my drinkin's,
Got me stinkin',
Hold your nose, and sing along with me!" (Whoa-o-oah!)


Crosby stands by and coaches
Steve's sixteenth belch approaches
His breath could kill cockroaches

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Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - This is Freaking Great! I love it. I ALMOST like it as much as....NO actually I do like exactly as much as mine...which won't be going up until tomorrow
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Paul! I will be looking for yours tomorrow.
Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
They were up the creek without a paddle. 5's
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio.....and Stills & Crosby didn't have both oars in the water, either.
Rick D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
CSN Cocaine, Snort, Nose. We should email all these to Crosby's web site. I heard his old liver had a street value of 2 million dollars.
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick..... Here's another parody ready to join your proposed drug/booze/junk-food CSN(Y) compilation.
martha - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny Johnny Loved it
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, martha.
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
CSN is takin' a real bruising.....love it....5s
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin ..... yep, them's boozin' for a bruisin!
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack!
Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - I liked your "CSN"/Crosby's liver comment - "guffaw".
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Highlander, I concur with Fleet Admiral Paul - the liver comment was priceless LOL material!
Mari D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Go, Johnny, go! Stills should stay away from those stills! Nash should take a blooooooowoooo canoe! No comment on Crosby. Did you know that the original name of CSN was Frozen Noses?
Johnny D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mari! No, I didn't know that...

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