-> "Pre-Road Drunks"
Original Song Title:
"Pre-Road Downs" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I have pissed brew,
And I've dissed you -
On the road, I'll get drunk an' spew!"
"But you need me,
'Cause we sing three-
part har-mo-ny, so I'll have to do!" (Yea-ea-eah!)
"My head achin' -
To the noise of Crosby snortin' lines!"
"And then I think,
I'll have my drink -
And all day, I'll be filled with wine!" (Whoa-o-oah!)
Steve drinks his wine and brandy
Keeps his Bacardi handy
Chugs champagne down like candy
As expected -
He rejected all my thoughts and words!"
"So I'll pour me,
Some more whiskey,
Drink forever, and act like a jerk!" (Whoa-o-oah!)
Steve drinks his beer and bourbon
Smells like Osama's turban
Sings high to hide his burpin'
'Cause I just had a scotch whiskey!"
"If my drinkin's,
Got me stinkin',
Hold your nose, and sing along with me!" (Whoa-o-oah!)
Crosby stands by and coaches
Steve's sixteenth belch approaches
His breath could kill cockroaches
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