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Song Parodies -> "Thumb-Thing In The Way; Removed Me (Wooden Thumbs)"

Original Song Title:

"Wooden Ships"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Thumb-Thing In The Way; Removed Me (Wooden Thumbs)"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Relationship getting a little shaky? Maybe a Cruise Vacation is just what you both need. Just be careful who and what else you bring along with you.
When I see that smile
Now I understand
Cause I saw that you stashed that wooden thumb
below those towels in your baggage

Would you try, please, not to gloat, girlfriend
Leave me a little pride
Still there is one thing I would like to know
Can you tell me please, was it fun?

Hey, you are looking especially merry
Guess that you've used it on most every night this week now
Haven't called me once
Must have fulfilled your sex drive

Wooden thumb in her quarters; very pleased, believe me -
Pleased, it appears because she did not need me,
Several people we both know are teasing me
Hearing it back from them don't please me

(Instrumental break)

Bought it for her as a joke surprise
How was I to know she'd be so satisfied?
Kind of hurts my feelings late at night
Hear your breathing; kind of peeves me

(Instrumental break)

Don't need this "Mister" to lend a hand
This is not exactly what I had planned
Can you say when we'll have sex again?
With that wood thumb you don't need me

(Instrumental break)

It's made my mind bend
She picked a wood thing over me as a lover
Now my ego's pretty blown...

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Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Original line:
"Prob'ly keep us both alive"

Parody line:
"Must have fulfilled your sex drive"

....freakin' wacked-out genius, man....5's
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
alas...the ol' story....boy meets girl and then loses her to a wooden thumb.....silly enough for 5s
Mari D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! But are you sure that it was a thumb?
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thumb-thing tells me to vote 3 fives for this, and I did!
Rick D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thumbthing in the way? She moves. Attracts me like no other lover.
Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Rick D - I was wondering if anyone "wood" notice the title pun.
Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - Well, since I'm working on a "Thumb" theme with this album I'm operating under a default "Rule of Thumb" as far as appliances go.
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thumb-thing wicked this way comes.
Paul Robinson - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael P - thanks.

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