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Song Parodies -> "Got No Thumb On My Wipe Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Of The Island"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Got No Thumb On My Wipe Hand"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Well, here's another CSN number from their first album back in 1969; "Lady Of The Island", a gentle little romantic tune penned by Graham Nash, of course. My parody lyrics give it a somewhat different...ahh...odor. the risk of setting myself up for a fall, this happens to be the 3rd post of a Parody Project I just started a couple days ago that I am calling "CSN, The Thumb Album". I'll be attempting to parody each song on that 1st album (10 altogether) with a parody that involves, yes, "Thumbs". The two others should be up the same day as this. "Carelessly Chopping(Would You Like 'Thumb' Soup?)" and "Why'd You Thumb My Eye, You Crazy Bitch?" What other titles lie ahead? Well, I let you think about it 'Thumb' first...
Dropping some gross turds now in the bathroom here
It was messy at best to clean around my rear
I wish this hadn't happened; want to make that clear
Got no thumb on my wipe hand

The brown stuff from my booty smelled so very gross
It stunk the place up bad; my roommate told me so
"Ungodly awful smelling shit"; he held his nose all day
I miss thumb on my wipe hand

I'm starting to wonder if I can buy some device
There's got to be some way to clean my ass that I can try

My doo-doo do stink too, like poo-poo
It do, doo-doo, it stinks, too, it's true, so true, I knew
Fetid brew, you'll say "pew" when I'm thru, eew-eew-eew-eew
Awful poo, oh pew, was from you, it's rude, dude

Have got no thumb on wipe hand

Nasty odor lingered after I was done
Beans from a burrito might be blamed
I did eat one
I'm not able to finish wiping up my bum, oh pew!
With no thumb on my wipe hand

(Lots of "doo-doo's", "poo-poo's" , "oh pew's" out to the end)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Johnny D - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
You're too much, dude. Keep it rollin'. 5's
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - I thought you might like this one...Thanks.
Rick D - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Some guy did a whole series of movies done just with made up and dressed thumbs. "Thumbtanic", "Thumb Wars", "Superthumb" etc. Maybe you can provide the soundtrack.
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - That's Thertainly Thumbthing To Think About. Thanks...
Adagio - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Paul, but it was an interesting, stinky
Paul Robinson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Yeah, I knew there would be a lot of "DKTOS" on this one. It's a short song with just Nash singing very softly and a lightly strummed guitar in the background and some real nice harmony with Crosby on the "doo-doo-doo's".
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555
Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jack...Glad one of the younger generation here appreciates this great CSN album.
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
oh, paul.....what you've done to this lovely song.....gave ya 5s, though
Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - I know, I felt like a complete cad. It's really hard to try and sing the parody lyrics with the song in the same soft tone Nash has. The song moves so leisurely that if you try to stifle the early giggles you start to run out of air. Then I let out this huge, gasping cackle. When I decided to try this project I had absolutely no idea what I would do with this song.

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