-> "Why'd You Thumb My Eye, You Crazy Bitch?"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Have To Cry" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Why'd You Thumb My Eye, You Crazy Bitch?"
When you thumbed me in my eyes
You were pissed at me; you thought that I was lyin'
Now I'm blinkin'; got bloody nose, need bandages
to wear, hope this all heals real soon
You've been giving me the 3rd degree; you're so weird you know
that you nearly killed me
This is no fun, I might lose my eye
You are crazy, cold, mean most of the time
It'd be different if I'd beaten you
But you know I did no wrong
Still thumbed me in the eye, my lady
Thumbed me in my eye
In my eye, my lady, thumbed me in my eye
In my eyes, you're crazy
Time to say good-bye-eye-eye-eye...
The next mornin', no surprise,
You came after me; you seemed intent on fighting
You'd been drinkin'; you did some coke; and then some pills
That should have made you sleep 'til noon
I called the cops to keep you from me, I had fear
because you said that you might kill me
You act so dumb; used to make me cry
I was crazy to take you back last time
You're not different, you are still a shrew
We could never get along
So now I say "good-bye, you're crazy"
Time for me to fly
Say "bye-bye"; with grace, please
Find another guy
Yeah, good-bye ; don't waste me
Please just say "good-bye-eye-eye-eye...."
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