-> "Awful Shit"
Original Song Title:
"Wooden Ships" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
If you watch TV you will understand
'Cause that is something anybody who has watched just knows contains no magic.
I can see on your couch, my friend,
You've got the TV Guide,
There's just one thing I got to know,
Can you tell me please, what's on?
Say have you watched the new sitcom on Friday?
Yes, and I'm thinking that it can't last for more than 7 weeks, now,
I didn't laugh once.
Plot is simply too contrived.
Awful shit on the TV, plain to see, it's easy.
Easy to tell that there's not much for me.
Couch potatoes on their sofas will indeed
Watch it because it's free and easy.
Boredom grips me when I watch this crap.
What can I do besides take another nap?
Click the remote and disengage this pap.
I'm not watching - I don't need it.
Go, buy a book from the local stand,
Take me away from this dross so bland,
Far away, from vapid TV land,
I'm not watching - I don't need this.
Now there's a new show, being aired,
Ten o'clock out over the Network.
Think I'll play my stereo.
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