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Song Parodies -> "Teach Your Children:Friday The 13th"

Original Song Title:

"Teach Your Children"

Original Performer:

Crosby Stills And Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Teach Your Children:Friday The 13th"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

You,the one for the road,are murdering some campers nearby
And so,in Crystal Lake,Brenda's very afraid to die
Jason,you are wrong,so evil and it wasn't all right
And wreaking havoc's not a way to go,you are way too shy

Don't you ever ask them why,if he finds you,you will die
So try to avoid or else Jason will kill you

And you,at Crystal Lake,still had the fears that your elders grew by
And so run away from Voorhees,he's seeking you before you can die
Jason,you are wrong,the children scream,it wasn't all right
And nightmares can be bad,the way to go is try not to die

Don't you ever ask them why,if he finds you,you will die
So try to avoid or else Jason will kill you...

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 6

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Red Ant - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Timely parody TSB. Very good and 5's.
Chris Bodily TM - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
One of your better parodies! I had to 5 you for the concept, TSB! Great job, keep it up!
Lorna Pitzer - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Very clever parody, cool idea! 555

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