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Song Parodies -> "Amway"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Paul Z (bunnybear8)

The Lyrics

Been there, done that, got the soap. . .
Just about a year ago, I was runnin' out of luck
Then a man came to my door
With a new way to make a buck
I let him in, he sat right down
Took out a paper and pen

Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Amway again

He showed me the names and faces of people everywhere
Each of them in Amway
And every one a millionaire
He said that I could join them
He took my hundred dollars and then

Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Amway again

He said he could make a diamond out of a lump of coal
To do everything that they want
You almost have to sell your soul
Joining up with Amway
Is a good way to lose your friends

Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Amway again.

If I had my hundred dollars back from that Amway guy
I'd spend it much more wisely
And throw away my shirt & tie.
I'll never again join Amway.
I'd rather join MCI

Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Amway again. . .

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2Eagle - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good lyrics.

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