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Song Parodies -> "Proud Bastards"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Proud Bastards"

Parody Written by:

Ashkicksass

The Lyrics

This is my tribute to Arwen and Leo Jay.
Today I penned me a ditty
Bout two friends named Arwen and Leo Jay
I really like them both but there's just one thing
They're fighting over who's Bastard Queen

Parodies they're churnin
Proud Bastards keep on burnin
And I, And I, And I am the Princess

He has identity issues
She's an Elvish beauty or so it seems
But they keep on fightin about who is cooler
They just got to learn it will always be me

Accolades I'm Earnin'
Proud Bastards get to learnin
And I, And I, And I am the Princess

As soon as you learn the truth, kids
You will find yourself in a world of glee
You don't have to fight anymore with each other
You can join together in worshiping me

You know the tide is turnin'
Pround bastards, ain't no burden
And I, And I, And I am the Princess

And I, And I, And I am the Princess
And I, And I, And I am the Princess
And I, And I, And I am the Princess

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Johnny D - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yup, you be de Princess! ;-D 5's
Ashkicksass - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I know Johnny! That and the stye line made me laugh out loud!
Ashkicksass - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, scratch that last comment. It was supposed to be on Arwen's parody. I don't know what the hell happened there...
alvin rhodes - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
proud to give ya 5s.....
Ashkicksass - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Al! You two can be honorary Proud Bastards if you'd like.
Arwen - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A prouder bastard there could not be than I am of AKA for writing this brilliance.

She really is a Princess, you know. 555 times over...=)
Cookie-man - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me LOL!!! Excellent work Ash! 5's all the way.....
Guy - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I love well written CCR parodies. Well done.
Arwen - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A PSA for the commenter who calls themselvs "I hate you"

I know that you're trying to get into our elusive Proud Bastard Club (PBC) by actually being a bastard...but it doesn't work that way.

Anyone who is anyone knows that neither Ashkicksass, who wrote the song, NOR Me or Leo...who are the fodder...are ugly...so...I'm not really following who you are talking to...

Finally...even if we WERE ugly, at least we would know the proper usage of the word "your" versus "you're." And that counts for everything.

P.S. I think it's all basically moot anyway, because I have a hunch that Fourteen and Beautiful is behind the whole thing...
Arwen - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I changed my mind. After reviewing the timing of certain comments on the recent comment board...it's pretty clear who the "I hate you" culprit is.

Psst...she doesn't care...
Arwen - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
&%$@!!!

For the record, I caught my "themselvs" typo...so it doesn't count.
Ashkicksass - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Arwen, Guy, and Cookie for the Kudos.

Thanks again to Arwen for having my back. You're the coolest.

And Frankie, thanks for the laugh.
Leo Jay - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Just realized I never commented on this. So now I have.
Bastard.
Ashkicksass - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Leo, I hate you. your ugly.



Now editors, Leo knows that I don't hate him. And he also knows that he's the sexiest thing East of the Mississippi. So PLEASE don't delete this. I will do almost anything to make Arwen giggle, and I'm pretty sure this will...

And thanks for finally getting here Leo. I love you. You're totally hot.
Arwen - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
GOL...(gig...oh if you can't figure it out...forget it)

Mission accomplished, Ash...=) Nice work.
Arwen - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh...and I wouldn't go with sexiest thing east of said river, Ash...I mean...Leo's hot and all...but...

Technically...if you hit the Mississippi River...and you head east...and you keep heading east...like...past New York...you're crossing the big Atlantic...hitting Europe...(keep heading east)...across Asia...jump over to Japan, swim east...um basically around the world...to Cali...and then jump onto any major interstate...oh yeah...and continue heading east...you're finally going to get to Wyoming...where I live. And well...it's common knowledge that I just happen to be hotter than Leo.
Lee O'Shay - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ashkicksass:
Your a very insiteful bastard. I mean that.

Arwen, honey:
Going on and on about how sexy you think you are is... decidedly NOT sexy. Bastard.
Ashkicksass - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, sometimes you gotta stop kicking ass for a minute and do a little kissing of it. What can I say? Besides, I'm pretty sure Arwen is going to kick the crap out of you now...
Arwen - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Leo...yeah...I'm decidedly NOT speaking to you ever again. Bastard. (and I mean that in the way that everyone else means it...just so you know.)
Mistress Leola - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I veel I must interfeen here on Lee O' Shay's behaff to... clarify hiss comments to those who may haff misoonterprited:

Vile it might at virst appear zat Lee vas deesing Arven in hiss comment aboff, plees be azzured zat hiss comments ver vitten een er tone off playful joking avound among zyber-friends.

He ees zertainly enlighten enoff to recognice zat Ashkickass end Arwen are zee hottest, zexiest babes east off de Sun and vest off de Moon.

**whispering**Troos be told -- jus betveen ahs -- hiss comment vas, een part, hiss inept vay of confronting hiss own devicienzies in ze erreahs off sex appeal and general hotness, poor vellow... But you neffer heard zat from me...**/whisper off**

Ta ta, darlinks!
Arwen - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
As Leo's proxy explainer...I think you should tell him that I'm totally talking to him again, Leola...; ) LOL!

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