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Song Parodies -> "Toolbox Domain"

Original Song Title:

"Who'll Stop The Rain"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Toolbox Domain"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Longed for wider member
Remainin' up and strong
Proud circumf'rence roarin'
Protrusion growin' long
Looked through Yellow Pages
Tryin' to find some help

To my wonder,
An ad thundered:
"Tools Our Terrain"

I went down to see them
Seekin' help for my meat pole
Put me on their table
And watched my tower grow
Five year plan for treatment
But Blue Cross won't pay

So they wondered,
If my funds would,
Fuel doctors' claims?


Felt their scalpels flayin'
Grafting skin galore
They stitched it all together
Waited six months more
Now my fuselage is
Bigger than a plane

Now girls wonder
If I'll sunder
Toolbox domain

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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 5   1

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Phil Alexander - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Hah! I guessed right what sort of toolbox... This is one of those songs that I only know four words of, so I'll see if I can track down a copy.
Red Neck Mother - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Awsome. I just saw the Internet picture of the guy taking male enhancement pills, with a ten-foot penis wrapped around his body like a snake. This brought it to life again. All 5's
Royce Miller - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I have a small challenge for you if you look at my parody today, you'll see.
Jack Wilson - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well constructed!
Serafina - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good job there, JD. I haven't heard the original in a long time, but I remember it well enough to vote 5-5-5.
Meriadoc - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I must be slipping - I really thought it was going to be about screwdrivers and such.... :-P
alvin rhodes - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
astounding usage of the english language...bravo
Johnny D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all, Philbo, Red Neck Mother, Royce, Jack, Melhi, Serafina, Meriadoc, and Alvin.
nnnag - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh how could I miss this one? It was really good. It deserves a 5-5-5 in my book.
Joe - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto on all the above commentz.

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