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Song Parodies -> "Cold Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Down on the corner"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

In late 2003, Cold Pizza was the morning show other morning shows couldn't touch. It still shines us live every morning at 7/6 c on ESPN2.
Early in the morning, school & work time
Across from Madison Garden, something's on their minds
4 kids on the TV, trying to wake you up
wearing the nice, freshest clothes, and drinking coffee cups

Down on the corner, out in the streets,
The show "Cold Pizza" is playing
right here in New York City

Jay is just the leader, has a gooder smile
But Kit just stole his thunder, and only took a while
Thea is reporting and doing interviews
But after weather and everything else, Leslie takes the news

(repeat chorus)

(instrumental break)

(repeat chorus)

You don't need Today Show just to hang around
You just need Cold Pizza to put the morning down
They'll be talking everyting from sports to games to toys
People come from all around to watch Cold Pizza go

(repeat chorus 3x)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

User Comments

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Adagio - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job
AussieBullDog - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing was off in a few lines, but a good effort.
the dj - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
ok but pacing waz off
Big Red - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it OK - a 5 for pacing doesn't mean "Perfect", it only means "Lots", and this has a lot going for it....just try singing it with flexible syllabic emphasis.
2nz - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
While cold pizza means something very different for me, I still like the parody.

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