-> "Han Won't be Cornered"
Original Song Title:
"Down On the Corner"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Han Won't be Cornered"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Hingle
The Lyrics
"Ain't no use believin'
We're above smugglin' crimes."
Solo hears a course growl,
Replying to this line.
Four Imps out to starboard,
Flyin' as they cruise up -
Chewie takes a TIE out;
He knows his aim is sharp.
[Chorus #1]
Han won't be boarded;
He'll out-steer any fleet.
He an' Chewie soar past bl'ckades,
Keep their ship's hull
Nice n' neat.
Han, he owes a crime lord
Got a Tatooine domicile.
Jabba lets his thugs chase
Han Solo for a while.
Greedo keeps his pistol out
In Han's field of view.
Solo does his song-and-dance
And blasts a hole right through.
[Chorus #2]
Han won't be cornered
By a Rodian deadbeat.
Said "Greedo made a poor choice of aim,
Sprang his pistol
After me."
(Bass SOLO)
[Repeat Modified Chorus #2]
Han won't be cornered
By a Rodian deadbeat.
"Greedo made a poor choice of aim,
Sprang his pistol
After me."
Chewie is a Wookiee.
His fur is mostly brown.
Don't you make it prickle;
He could slam your body down!
Those two aren't conformers;
Han tries to avoid
'Perial and Rebel crowds,
But a Hutt keeps them employed.
[Repeat Modified Choruses]
Han's not a joiner.
Chewbacca can be sweet.
A princess and a farm boy say "Stay
And assist the
Rebel fleet."
Han is a loner,
But he loves his friend Chew-ie.
Silly song's a pure joy to play.
Hope you're tickled
At the least.
Han won't be boarded;
He'll out-steer any fleet.
He an' Chewie soar past bl'ckades,
Keep their ship's hull
Nice n' neat.
Han won't be cornered
By a Rodian deadbeat.
"Greedo made a poor choice of aim,
Sprang his pistol
After me."
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