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Song Parodies -> "Sad Harry"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Sad Harry"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some toilet humor...
Ate a big meal in the city,
From the vending trucks couldn't stay away,
Other weird foods he was eatin'
Bowels were all messed up by late

(Chorus)
Stomach keeps on turnin'
Sad Harry keeps on hurtin'
Strainin', strainin', strainin' on the toilet

Blame it on the design of the toilet,
Sitting up straight is not a proper means,
Squatting is the way for best sh-tting
Knees to abdomens like with Asian machines!

(Chorus)

Strainin', strainin', strainin' on the toilet

Forget the stool softeners,
Milk products you'll have to forgive
Opioid drug constipation honey,
It's not so much the way that we choose to live

Toilet posture, makes it hard to sh-t

(Chorus)

Strainin', strainin', strainin' on the toilet
Strainin', strainin', strainin' on the toilet
Strainin', strainin', strainin' on the toilet

Try squatting or you'll blow a blood vessel!
Yes, straining on the toilet can lead to stroke and death.

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Jonathan - January 30, 2017 - Report this comment
what a load of crap! or rather... it's not, since the bloke in your parody was constipated! :) 455
Larry Hensley - January 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a parody I was meaning to write but kept forgetting to. I'll have to write that sometime. In any case this was hilarious
annimal - January 30, 2017 - Report this comment
he he
Rob Arndt - January 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks all!

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