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Song Parodies -> "There's A Bathroom On The Right"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"There's A Bathroom On The Right"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This was my original karaoke parody twenty years ago this summer. I originally posted it here under the name of Kentucky Toad (I am from Kentucky and my name is Todd). I still get more requests for this than any other song which I do.
I've been here drinking since 5:30
I'm on my eighth pitcher of beer
And now I feel the call of nature
So where's the toilet at in here
Well if you've got to go
There's one thing you should know
There's A Bathroom On The Right

I can't hold it one minute longer
I'm groaning just like Elmer Fudd
Head for the hills, the dam's a bustin'
Look out! here come a record flood!
Well if you have to pee
Then friend listen to me
There's A Bathroom On The Right

Watch out! I'm headin' for the door friends
Get in my'll take a chance
And if there is a great big line there
I just might have to wet my pants
So if you've got to leak
There's one place you should seek
There's A Bathroom On the Right
And if you've got to go
There's one place you should know
There's A Bathroom On The Right
I hope that this bit has met the test of time. At least it's apolitical. :D

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Mark Scotti - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
That is such a fun song to parody to. I had to use the bathroom after laughing at this...
2Eagle - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
That is something the Happy Schnapps Combo would write. I can hear them singing that.
Jonathan - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
hilarious parody of the most common misheard lyric for the original song 555 great job! and people say bathroom humor can't be funny!
Brew Crew - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this!!! Your parodies are great!!! You always were an exceptional maestro in my book!!!

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