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Song Parodies -> "Lonely Al'kida in Lodi"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Lonely Al'kida in Lodi"

Parody Written by:

Song Writer from Woodland

The Lyrics

This song came to be during the period when the father and son were being charged as terrorists in Lodi, Ca.
Just about a year ago/ I met old Achkmed Joe.
I wanted to go to Paris/But Old Joe he said,"No".
You're going to California/ Cause you speak A-mer-i-can.
And be a lonely Al'kida in Lodi, Amen.

Af-gan-i-stan for training/ My future looked glorious.
Thought I would blow up a building/An airliner or a bus.
Instead I'm in California/ Driving an ice cream truck.
Cause I'm a lonely Al'kida in Lodi, Amen.

Do your best to not get noticed/ Blend in the community.
Yell, " I am a Bush supporter!"/ Watch CNN on T.V.
Don't mention the name Bin Laden/ At least don't say it too loud.
Cause you're a lonely al'kida in Lodi, Amen.

Instramental Break

Laun-der-y some Yen or Deutsch Marks/ So I can get outta here.
I like watching Oprah Winfrey/ And last week I drank a beer.
American life is so hard/ There's too many freedoms here
For a lonely Al'kida in Lodi, Amen
I'm just a lonely Al'kida in Lodi, Amen.

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