I feel a bad fart arisin'
I feel some trouble on the way
I ate some chili with the spicin'
I ate some deviled eggs today

Don't come around tonight
'Cause the smell will take your life
There's a bad fart on the rise

I think my @ss will be explodin'
I think the smell will fill the room
This fart, don't think I will be holdin' (in)
It may sound like a sonic boom

Don't come around tonight
The smell will take your life
There's a bad fart on the rise

(guitar solo, with some flatulence sounds thrown in for effect)

Think I will drink some Pepto Bismol
Think I'll be sittin' on the throne
Right now I'm feeling fairly dismal
Right now I'm in here all alone

Don't come around tonight
'Cause the smell will take your life
There's a bad fart on the rise

Don't take a whiff tonight
Don't bring a match to light
'Cause there's a bad fart on the rise