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Song Parodies -> "Hiding My Porno"

Original Song Title:

"Down On The Corner"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Hiding My Porno"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

Everyone's had this happen...don't deny it.
Later in the evenin'
Right after supper time
Taking out my Penthouse
And shutting all the blinds

Spreading out the porno
Getting my "spirits" up
Crap! My mama's about
It's time to close up shop

CHORUS
Hiding my porno
Under the sheets
"Willie" and the two boys go back in
Flick the lights off
Pr'tend to sleep

Mama's hit the washroom
I wake up with a smile
Looky at that sweet lass
And "solos" for a while

Oh boy! Dang mama's come out
She's done with the loo
"Willie" goes into a trance
Now go on to Plan Two!

CHORUS X2

Now I look at Penny
Girl sure gets around
Wowee! She's got a pickle
And she lays the honey down

I get caught in porno
Outside there's a noise!
Mama's come on her rounds
Got to hide all my toys

CHORUS to end...

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 58

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princessofpop - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Oh my, you boys have outdone yourselves this time! That's the funniest one yet! :-)
Claude Prez - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good. Woulda given all fives if you'd found a way to call it "Downloadin' Porno".
Rice Cube - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy crap, you're right Claude! Oooooh...I smell reprise ;-)
Billy Florio - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I love it! (the parody that is )
cheerleader - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I LMAO at this one!!! The funniest one yet!! Keep 'em coming ;)
Rice Cube - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, One-Guy, you never stop, do you? :-P
cygna vamp - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Um.....how can a girl have a "pickle"?
Meriadoc - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Great one Rice! Cyclops the Anteater would be proud! :-D
Rice Cube - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi Cygna ;-) Think cucumber, and it's not exactly attached to her :-D
shaz - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Naughty naughty, I love this! :)
Peregrine - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny funny stuff Rice and Watt !
Mike Florio - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good work! Wow...hillarious!
Wild Man - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL Rice & Watt , How'd I miss this first time around?
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"How'd That Get On This Site?" Award
S.T.G. - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You have really outdone yourself, guys. That was the most wicked parody ever conceived.
Adagio - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Escaped me the 1st time too....funnee!! 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I actually preferred the Michael Jackson parody 'Beat It' but this one was still good. 5-4-4
wdh - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody. Here's vote number 50
Leo Jay - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh. Sick bastid.
Spaff.com - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Willie and the Two Boys. Heh heh. Here's Rosie Palm and her 555 friends for ya.
John Jenkins - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody. Does it end up with a Slick Willie?
Adagio - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...funny comment, Spaff! :D
Meriadoc - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still good.
Jeff Reuben - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, must have missed it when it originally came out
MysteryGoat - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!! Funny, but wrong... very wrong.
Ann Hammond - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
he he

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