Song Parodies -> Hiding My Porno
| Original Song Title: | "Down On The Corner" |
| Original Performer: | Creedence Clearwater Revival |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hiding My Porno" |
| Parody Written by: | Rice Cube & Watt Daddy |
Everyone's had this happen...don't deny it.
Later in the evenin'
Right after supper time
Taking out my Penthouse
And shutting all the blinds
Spreading out the porno
Getting my "spirits" up
Crap! My mama's about
It's time to close up shop
CHORUS
Hiding my porno
Under the sheets
"Willie" and the two boys go back in
Flick the lights off
Pr'tend to sleep
Mama's hit the washroom
I wake up with a smile
Looky at that sweet lass
And "solos" for a while
Oh boy! Dang mama's come out
She's done with the loo
"Willie" goes into a trance
Now go on to Plan Two!
CHORUS X2
Now I look at Penny
Girl sure gets around
Wowee! She's got a pickle
And she lays the honey down
I get caught in porno
Outside there's a noise!
Mama's come on her rounds
Got to hide all my toys
CHORUS to end...
Right after supper time
Taking out my Penthouse
And shutting all the blinds
Spreading out the porno
Getting my "spirits" up
Crap! My mama's about
It's time to close up shop
CHORUS
Hiding my porno
Under the sheets
"Willie" and the two boys go back in
Flick the lights off
Pr'tend to sleep
Mama's hit the washroom
I wake up with a smile
Looky at that sweet lass
And "solos" for a while
Oh boy! Dang mama's come out
She's done with the loo
"Willie" goes into a trance
Now go on to Plan Two!
CHORUS X2
Now I look at Penny
Girl sure gets around
Wowee! She's got a pickle
And she lays the honey down
I get caught in porno
Outside there's a noise!
Mama's come on her rounds
Got to hide all my toys
CHORUS to end...
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LOL! Oh my, you boys have outdone yourselves this time! That's the funniest one yet! :-)
Very good. Woulda given all fives if you'd found a way to call it "Downloadin' Porno".
Holy crap, you're right Claude! Oooooh...I smell reprise ;-)
I love it! (the parody that is )
I LMAO at this one!!! The funniest one yet!! Keep 'em coming ;)
Ah, One-Guy, you never stop, do you? :-P
Um.....how can a girl have a "pickle"?
Great one Rice! Cyclops the Anteater would be proud! :-D
Hi Cygna ;-) Think cucumber, and it's not exactly attached to her :-D
Naughty naughty, I love this! :)
Funny funny stuff Rice and Watt !
Very good work! Wow...hillarious!
ROFL Rice & Watt , How'd I miss this first time around?
"How'd That Get On This Site?" Award
You have really outdone yourself, guys. That was the most wicked parody ever conceived.
Escaped me the 1st time too....funnee!! 5's
I actually preferred the Michael Jackson parody 'Beat It' but this one was still good. 5-4-4
Great parody. Here's vote number 50
Heh. Sick bastid.
Willie and the Two Boys. Heh heh. Here's Rosie Palm and her 555 friends for ya.
Very good parody. Does it end up with a Slick Willie?
Hehe...funny comment, Spaff! :D
(ABC) Still good.
Pretty funny, must have missed it when it originally came out
LOL!!! Funny, but wrong... very wrong.
he he
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