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Song Parodies -> "There's A Bathroom On The Right"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"There's A Bathroom On The Right"

Parody Written by:

Kentucky Toad

The Lyrics

This is one of my favorite routines for parody karaoke. It has served me quite well for many years.
I've been here drinking since 5:30.
I'm on my eighth pitcher of beer.
And now I feel the call of nature,
So where's the toilet at in here?
Well if you've gotta go,
There's one thing you should know.
There's A Bathroom On The Right.

I can't hold it one minute longer.
I'm groaning just like Elmer Fudd.
Head for the hills, the dam's a bustin'!
Look out! Here comes a record flood!
Well, if you've gotta pee,
Then friends listen so me.
There's A Bathroom On The Right.

Watch out! I'm headin' for the door, friends.
Get in my'll take a chance!
And if there is a great big line there,
I just might have to wet my pants.
So if you've gotta leak,
There's one place you should seek.
There's A Bathroom on The Right.
And if you've gotta go,
There's one thing you should know.
There's A Bathroom On The Right.

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 11

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Rice Cube - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Watt and I did this a year ago, but I think I like your version better. The rhyme scheme is off but if you disregard that the pacing is actually pretty decent. Please check our version out. 5/5/5 :-)
Claude Prez - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Usually duplicates are frowned on, but I have to agree with Rice (who hasn't done any songs in awhile--what's up with that?) The Elmer Fudd line was my fave. Just don't do "Oops I Farted Again" (and again...) and I for one will hold no ill will.
Peregrin - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This was funny - great job.
Ripp - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Erm - You have a sick mind, but good!!! If that actually happened to you then please don't tell.

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