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Song Parodies -> "Ronundhouse On the Right"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Credence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Ronundhouse On the Right"

Parody Written by:

Pixton Chuck

The Lyrics

Stick and stones will break your bones but a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris will liquify your kidneys.
I see a pile of crippled Ninja's
I see blood flowing in the creeks
There's a lesson Chuck is gonna teach 'ya
Starting with a bunch of round house kicks

If you're going to start a fight
With Chuck you're gonna die
From a round house on the right

I hear the Russian's are invading
I hear the Commies with their guns
Chuck Norris don't need no persuading
He'd kill all the reds for fun

If you can see the light
He's got you from behind
With a round house from the right


I hope you like Walker Texas Ranger
I hope you find it pleasing to the eye
If not you're in some real danger
From a round house kick that will make you die

Don't go out tonight
Chuck's gonna tan your hide
With a round house on the right

Don't go out tonight
You know it's suicide
There's a round house on the right
If you did not enjoy this parody Chuck Norris will find you and you may experience death by a roundhouse kick related illness

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Stephen Harrington - May 05, 2006 - Report this comment
545, very good, but only got most of it.
Larry Hensley - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked it, fun parody. 5's
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
More Chuck Norris fun... 5-5-5

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