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Song Parodies -> "Pootin Out My Back Door"

Original Song Title:

"Lookin Out My Back Door"

Original Performer:

Credence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Pootin Out My Back Door"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Just got jailed in Illinois, locked the cell door oh boy
Got to eat lunch then lie down on the floor
Then indigestion sets in, pretty soon I'm jettin
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door

Giant gooey farts peel, the paint right off of hard steel
Locked up all the hapless weepers wincing on and on
Rotten sour aroma, puttin some in a coma
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door

Glamor queens and idiots, are layin there half dead
Those that haven't died will be dyin soon

Thunderous and part fission, for nose plugs we were wishin
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door

Jailers filled with sorrow, they may be dead tomorrow
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door

Gas cloud troubles Illinois, break the cell door oh boy
Look at all the happy breachers runnin on and on
Spreadin near and far oh, won't clear till tomorrow
Poot poot poot pootin out my back door

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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John Barry - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
"Thunderous and part fission," fantastic! Smells like 5s.
Dee Range - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John
Johnny D - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever new take on a stinky old joke!
Dee Range - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D., thanks
Guy - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, this one really stinks. Well done, Dee. Fantastic internal rhyme and mimic in these lyrics with generous helpings of humor.
Dee Range - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, thanks so much
Paul Robinson - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee - Great job, agree with Guy and his points (see, Guy? we do agree on SOME things). Agree with others that this was really funny, too. Since you are new you likely haven't seen my version, "Countin' Spots on the Floor". Do me a favor and DON'T VOTE if you go there, I think that would reset the count with the current problems and while I have gone and separately recorded all that information for my own use I'd just as soon have the site accurate wherever possible. Comments would be welcome, of course.
Dee Range - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Paul, I'll try to check your version out, time permitting
Meriadoc - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
SCAThingly funny! ;-D
alvin rhodes - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
great wordplay.....so descriptive i could smell it....5s
Dee Range - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc and Alvin, thanks
LUDWIG - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't seen Dee's version yet, but this is the 1st one I've given all 5s to.

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