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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Bar-B-Que"

Original Song Title:

"Suzie Q"

Original Performer:

Credence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Bar-B-Que"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Ahh, Bar-B-Que! Succulent ribs smothered in tangy sauce, served with a heaping mound of greasy french fries and creamy cole slaw. Hmmm...can't you just feel those arteries clogging up with all that cholesterol and grease? Yup, the "Code Blue Coronary Special"; the "Extra Large" size is served on it's own Crash Cart. It's just waiting for you to dig in with that fork. Yes, dig in and keep diggin' and don't stop until you get to about 6 feet below the surface, maybe 7 or 8 depending on how overweight you're gonna let yourself get. Boy, am I mean, huh?
Oh Bar-B-Q, Oh Bar-B-Q
Oh Bar-B-Q, I say that I love you. Bar-B-Que

I like your tangy sauce, I like your fresh cole slaw
I like your tangy sauce, I like your fresh cole slaw, Bar-B-Que

I'm getting so damn huge, my body feels abused
I'm getting so damn huge, that I can't see my shoes, Bar-B-Que

The Doctor said "You'll die", I said that I feel fine
The Doctor said, "You're lying, that weight will crush your spine, that's the truth"

He wants me to eat gruel, I think that Doctor's cruel
I don't know what to do, the thought of dyin' ain't cool, now I'm blue

I'm craving tangy sauce, I dream of fries and slaw
I want ribs, fries and slaw, but that won't cause weight loss, that won't do

Oh, this is cruel, Oh, it's so cruel
When I get served my gruel I think of ribs and drool, that's not cool

Whoa, Bar-B-Q, Whoa, Bar-B-Que
What can I do? I'm cravin' Bar-B-Que, I'm a fool

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
delicious and tangy....5s....you can keep the cole slaw though
Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Thanks! What, no cole slaw? You wants beans with that instead?
Tim Hall - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good, but sounds like an Applebee's commercial. BTW, I love cole slaw!
Adagio - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS this version, Paul, but it reads scrumptious...until the doctor pokes his nose in. Btw, somebody can have my cole slaw too. :)
David Chrenko - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Some succumb to the evils of brew. For me, it's the succulent barbecue. High Fryin' Charbroiled Fives!
Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim Hall/Adagio/David C - thanks! Say, I think it's all-you-can-eat day, too.
MrMacphisto - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song choice... This parody weighs in at 555 lbs.
Jan Unwin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
No bones about it, this is good. 555
Paul Robinson - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jan!
Rod Worden - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Meaty, Paul. And well done! 5s.
Paul Robinson - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rod.

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