Song Parodies -> Oh, Bar-B-Que
| Original Song Title: | "Suzie Q" |
| Original Performer: | Credence Clearwater Revival |
| Parody Song Title: | "Oh, Bar-B-Que" |
| Parody Written by: | Paul Robinson |
Ahh, Bar-B-Que! Succulent ribs smothered in tangy sauce, served with a heaping mound of greasy french fries and creamy cole slaw. Hmmm...can't you just feel those arteries clogging up with all that cholesterol and grease? Yup, the "Code Blue Coronary Special"; the "Extra Large" size is served on it's own Crash Cart. It's just waiting for you to dig in with that fork. Yes, dig in and keep diggin' and don't stop until you get to about 6 feet below the surface, maybe 7 or 8 depending on how overweight you're gonna let yourself get. Boy, am I mean, huh?
Oh Bar-B-Q, Oh Bar-B-Q
Oh Bar-B-Q, I say that I love you. Bar-B-Que
I like your tangy sauce, I like your fresh cole slaw
I like your tangy sauce, I like your fresh cole slaw, Bar-B-Que
I'm getting so damn huge, my body feels abused
I'm getting so damn huge, that I can't see my shoes, Bar-B-Que
The Doctor said "You'll die", I said that I feel fine
The Doctor said, "You're lying, that weight will crush your spine, that's the truth"
He wants me to eat gruel, I think that Doctor's cruel
I don't know what to do, the thought of dyin' ain't cool, now I'm blue
I'm craving tangy sauce, I dream of fries and slaw
I want ribs, fries and slaw, but that won't cause weight loss, that won't do
Oh, this is cruel, Oh, it's so cruel
When I get served my gruel I think of ribs and drool, that's not cool
Whoa, Bar-B-Q, Whoa, Bar-B-Que
What can I do? I'm cravin' Bar-B-Que, I'm a fool
Oh Bar-B-Q, I say that I love you. Bar-B-Que
I like your tangy sauce, I like your fresh cole slaw
I like your tangy sauce, I like your fresh cole slaw, Bar-B-Que
I'm getting so damn huge, my body feels abused
I'm getting so damn huge, that I can't see my shoes, Bar-B-Que
The Doctor said "You'll die", I said that I feel fine
The Doctor said, "You're lying, that weight will crush your spine, that's the truth"
He wants me to eat gruel, I think that Doctor's cruel
I don't know what to do, the thought of dyin' ain't cool, now I'm blue
I'm craving tangy sauce, I dream of fries and slaw
I want ribs, fries and slaw, but that won't cause weight loss, that won't do
Oh, this is cruel, Oh, it's so cruel
When I get served my gruel I think of ribs and drool, that's not cool
Whoa, Bar-B-Q, Whoa, Bar-B-Que
What can I do? I'm cravin' Bar-B-Que, I'm a fool
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delicious and tangy....5s....you can keep the cole slaw though
Alvin - Thanks! What, no cole slaw? You wants beans with that instead?
Good, but sounds like an Applebee's commercial. BTW, I love cole slaw!
DKTOS this version, Paul, but it reads scrumptious...until the doctor pokes his nose in. Btw, somebody can have my cole slaw too. :)
Some succumb to the evils of brew. For me, it's the succulent barbecue. High Fryin' Charbroiled Fives!
Tim Hall/Adagio/David C - thanks! Say, I think it's all-you-can-eat day, too.
Good song choice... This parody weighs in at 555 lbs.
No bones about it, this is good. 555
Thanks, Jan!
Meaty, Paul. And well done! 5s.
Thanks, Rod.
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