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Song Parodies -> "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die-for-Allah"

Original Song Title:

"I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die"

Original Performer:

Country Joe and the Fish

Parody Song Title:

"I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die-for-Allah"

Parody Written by:

Stray Pooch

The Lyrics

It's about time we protested somebody else's war-mongering!
Yeah, come on all of you, Moslem men,
Bin Laden needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way up there in Afghanistan
So put down your Koran, pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.

Well, come on Imams, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta tell folks that it's not odd,
To terrorize folks in the name of God.
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've killed all those infidel scum.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.

Well, come on Saddam, please don't wait,
Why man, this makes up for Kuwait.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying Al Quaeda with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that they don't find your toys,
We'll use 'em on some Yankee boys.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.

Well, come on mothers it's all the rave,
Give your sons a martyr's grave.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Kill 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your street.
To have your kids blow themselves to meat.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.
Copyright 2003 Straypooch

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Billy Florio - February 18, 2003 - Report this comment
THis is excellent..Country Joe never sounded better
Jonathan C. - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Stray. A hoot and very timely.
Michael Pacholek - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
All that's missing is spelling out (expletive deleted) in Arabic letters. (As in "Gimme an F!", etc.) As for Country Joe never sounding better, well, the sound system at Woodstock was a bummer, man...
Stray pooch - February 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Appreciate the kind comments, folks. With this kind of warm welcome and this kind of site, I think I'll be sticking around!
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with the intro. Or as we say where I come from. Itīs almost never the fault of one, when two is arguing. Peace out.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
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