Yeah, come on all of you, Moslem men,
Bin Laden needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way up there in Afghanistan
So put down your Koran, pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.

Well, come on Imams, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta tell folks that it's not odd,
To terrorize folks in the name of God.
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've killed all those infidel scum.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.

Well, come on Saddam, please don't wait,
Why man, this makes up for Kuwait.
There's plenty good money to be made
By supplying Al Quaeda with the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that they don't find your toys,
We'll use 'em on some Yankee boys.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.

Well, come on mothers it's all the rave,
Give your sons a martyr's grave.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Kill 'em off before it's too late.
Be the first one on your street.
To have your kids blow themselves to meat.

And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Virgin-land!
And it's five, six, seven,
Why delay when heaven waits?
Well there ain't no need to wonder why,
Whoopee! For Allah we die.