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Song Parodies -> "The Bush Cheer & I'm Gonna Die"

Original Song Title:

"The Fish Cheer& I-Feel- Like -I'm -Fixin- To -Die"

Original Performer:

Country Joe

Parody Song Title:

"The Bush Cheer & I'm Gonna Die"

Parody Written by:

Karl R.Reed Sr

The Lyrics

The BUSH Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag
Gimme an B!
B!
Gimme an U!
U!
Gimme an S!
S!
Gimme an H!
H!
What's that spell ?
BUSH!
What's that spell ?
BUSH!
What's that spell ?
BUSH!
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle George needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Taliban
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't keep track,
Next stop is Iraq.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on Cheney , let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Gotta go out and get those rugheads
The only good rughead is the one who's dead
And you know that peace can only be won
When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I don't keep a track,
Next stop is Iraq;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Huh!
Well, come on Wall Street, watch the show,
Why man, this is war au-go-go.
There's plenty good money to be made
By jacking up the oil it's the tools of the trade,
Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
They don't drop it on some place wrong.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, I can not say,
Next stop is the USA
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
Pack your boys off to the Taliban.
Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
Geroge wants you too take his bait
Be the first one on your block
To have your boy come home in a box.
And it's one, two, three
What are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me, for what it's worth,
Next stop is planet Earth
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die (nuclear explosion)
copyright 2002 reed enterprises amandasworld@adelphia.net

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